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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can wheely a uni-cycle.

When Chuck Norris gives you the middle finger, he is telling you you have one second to live.

Chuck Norris laid on his stomach and got an erection and then struck oil.

Those are my favorite Chuck Norris facts.

haha these are funy!

heres one

chuck norris doesnt jump in the lake the lake jumps into chuck norris

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

if your 5 minutes late for work then ask him for directions youll be 30 minutes early

i made this one up i think

What are you talking about fst6? Where's the post...?

Only chuck norris can eat one lays potato chip.

Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.

lol oh man all of these are extremly funny

Here's one, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

When The Boogeyman Goes To Sleep Every Night He Checks Under His Bed For Chuck Norris.

Godzilla is japanese for Chuck Norris

Join the Sig Strikers

when chuck norris went to the virgin islands from then on out they were just called the islands

that one's ben used so many times

Chuck Norris once had a truck, now it's call Optimus Prime

When Chuck Norris goes in water he doesn't get wet the water get Chuck Norris.

You know how kids were Superman pajamas well Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

Chuck Norris was going to play Jack Bower in the hit series 24, but after saving the world in 1 hour and 1 min. and 23 seconds they had to go with someone else.

The 'Boogy Man' checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Broke-Back mountain isn't just a movie, it's the name for the pile of dead ninjas in Chuck's front yard.

Type find chuck Norris into google and click I am feeling lucky, it's really funny.