There were 4 fathers out golfing, the first one begins talking about his son, "my son is a stock broker" he even gave a friend of his a few stocks, the next father then said, "my son is a car dealer, he even gave a good friend of his 2 cars." the next father said "my son sells homes for a living, he actually gave his friend an apartment" than, the first three fathers look at the fourth one, one of them asking "what does your son do?" he responded " nothing, I even figured out he was gay last week, he must be doing good though, he got a few stocks 2 cars and an apartment from his boyfriends."
a kid was chewing something.a policeman asked him what is and he said it s apple seeds so he can be smart.the policeman wanted one but the boy said one is 5 bucks the policeman payed and then he thought and said to the kid that he could buy 5 kilos of apples with that money the boy replied that he really got smarter XD
ok a panda walks in a restaurant and makes an order. after he is done eating he shoots the waiter and leaves. when asked by the cops why he shot the waiter, he said in the dictionary it says:
1.) How many babies does it take to paint a house? A.) Matters how hard you throw them?
2.) p.1 how do you fit 20 babies in a bathtub? A.) p.1 with a blender 2.) p.2 How do you get them out? A.) p.2 with a straw
3.) p.1 how do you nail 10 babies to a tree? A.) p.1 with a hammer duh? 3.) p.2 how do you nail 1 baby to ten trees? a.) p.2 cut off the thighs, arms, head, feet and shins.
Guys, have you watch it? It's so lol, I watch those videos more than 15 times but still funny.
Achmed have more than 100.000.000 views on youtube, I can't watch youtube now, because I'm in China, I was so lucky I download it before Chinese government block youtube.
knock, knock! Whose there? Me, I kill u.
How do you spell your name? Oh, it is an A..... C..... fleungrrrh..
