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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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UnleashedUponMankind
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Ever seen Monty Python? The Killer-Rabbit of Caerbannog!

*were is my holy hand-grenade of antioch?*

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Roosters are modern dinosaurs!

No, you're thinking of cassowaries. I vote rooster because it's my Chinese zodiac symbol thing.
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I go with bunnies because of this

HahiHa
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No, you're thinking of cassowaries.

Well, all birds are. Cassowaries are even more ******, still roosters are not to be taken lightly.
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Roosters. I can't imagine cute little bunny with fluffy fur fighting.

R2D21999
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Roosters win with 6. Bunnies had 5.

Now let us do a battle against a recognizable character and a character not as recognizable.

Goomba

VS

ChuChu

Battle will end next week.

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Goomba, For reals I have never played a game with either, but I went on your wiki Link and I say Goomba.

~~Black~~

IceClaw247
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How have you never played a classic game of Mario Black? :O

Goomba's may look small but they're mighty two legged stompers that keep breaking my floors!

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What?! The ChuChu is recongnizable.. Well.. Okay.. I love Zelda ._. Lol.

I always loved those little things.. They look funny.

ChuChu. I mean for real.. A Goomba just walks around waiting for someone to step on them. Those ChuChu's hop around and split into jelly and jump on you.. Now that's awesome. Oh and have you seen the dark ChuChu... **** xD And those blue ones.. that if you hit them with your sword you get electrocuted.. ._. I'll shut up now.

ChuChu.

UnleashedUponMankind
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ChuChu = Zelda.... so its an easy, easy choice: ChuChu!

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A Goomba just walks around waiting for someone to step on them.


But what about Koopas? Yes, they are a bit harder to beat, but they are cowards. They let you use them to fight against their own specie. YOU USE THEM TO BEAT THEIR OWN FREAKING SPECIE. In Super Mario 64, they are afraid of you, which means they run away from you. And when you beat them, they run around in their underwear. In that very game, Goomba's attack you. They at least try, unlike the Koopas. Plus, Chu Chu's are just... creepy. I have played only one Zelda game, The Twillight Princess, but I never saw them. I'm sure they suck. And... Chu Chu? That sounds like a name for a new japanese breed of dogs or a lollipop brand. You be the judge. So, my vote goes to Goomba's.
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Don't underestimate a Goomba. One badly-timed jump could shrink you or even cost you a life if one of those little shiitake mushroom men is nearby.

Yes, they're easy to avoid if you're on a flat surface, but jumping onto a higher ledge at the wrong time, especially one where the Goomba only has a small pacing area, could lead to loss of height, or even loss of life.

One Goomba can basically do what 5 ChuChus can do. I think the choice is obvious from here.

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ChuChu = Zelda.... so its an easy, easy choice: ChuChu!


Yup.. Dang I am a Zelda freak xD

But what about Koopas?


But he's not in this battle.. Haha.

One Goomba can basically do what 5 ChuChus can do. I think the choice is obvious from here.


That's cause Mario's health is pretty crappy. Even in 64.. Lol. With Link you have shields, swords, etc.
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Seems goomba won.

Was going to do another battle involving serial killers but had a recent idea so I'm going to do that instead.

Bee

VS

Wasp

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If we are going on our opinions which we prefer I'd definetly go with Bee's because they do good for the environment and are pretty much harmless if you don't annoy them. Going on which is the better beast though wasps win by a margin, because they were born in the depths of Hell and are incredibly vicious and aggressive.

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