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R2D21999
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This thread is just like Battle of the Bands or Battle of the Brands, except with creatures.
Basically all you do is you vote for an animal that would beat the other.
Today we will solve one of movies greatest mysteries:
Lions
http://eofdreams.com/data_images/dreams/lion/lion-05.jpg

Vs.

Bears
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/005/cache/grizzly-bear_566_600x450.jpg

Which one is stronger?

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GandalftheGrey666
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Anyone one else laughing at Santa and Jesus falling under the 'beast' category?


Yeah...
First robots and now Jesus and Santa?
What's next? Morgan Freeman vs keyboards?
Gamer_Cale
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Presents or unlimited wine and fish?

Well I have fish and wine so I go with the big guy

xXxDAPRO89xXx
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Anyone one else laughing at Santa and Jesus falling under the 'beast' category?


jesus is just old

santa is old but he stays in shape and races reindeer

>santa
Blackbeltr0
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Anyone one else laughing at Santa and Jesus falling under the 'beast' category?

>santa


Bro, Jesus would win.
Guys he is JESUS!
J-E-S-U-S

I mean look at him...https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-iq4SNG_rNULR_BrKGPE5Q3GZ5snh3_S1Fn6bQji8f3U8juqnVw

That Creative matter twisting destructive, but loving energy in the hands. LOL

Santa stole his CHRISTmas day so, He wants revenge!

JESUS FTW
~~Black~~
Devoidless
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There's no point in choosing one of the two make believe feel-good characters.

So I'm tossing my vote in for Nietzsche.

pangtongshu
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Santa stole his CHRISTmas day so, He wants revenge!


This is getting too meta for me...
http://i1359.photobucket.com/albums/q798/pangtongshu/history_zpsaaa9fae3.jpg
UnleashedUponMankind
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I have to go with @Deviodless:

Nietzsche.
R2D21999
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Santa won by 3 votes. Jesus only had one. Nietzsche also decided to make a surprise appearance and got 2 votes.

Alright time to get back to the old Beast battle and by that I mean animals.

Rooster

VS

Rabbit

Now let the battle begin.

Blackbeltr0
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Rooster. Their talons can cut! They can fly. (little amounts)
sorry Gantic! Rabbit died....


~~Black~~

TheMostManlyMan
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Rabbits, you can't just deny that fluffy face of it's rightful attention now can you?

~ManlyMan

Chryosten
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A Rooster is way more harmful than a rabbit. It has a beak to peck you and talons to claw you in order to give injuries. All a rabbit can do is attack you with it's cuteness which is hardly effective.

Riptizoid101
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There are more scary images on google if you type in "Scary Rabbit" than "Scary Rooster" so naturally I'll vote for rabbits because 3spooky5me.

IceClaw247
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The Rooster is a dominant animal and rabbits are just fluffy pests.

pangtongshu
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Rabbit.

I've seen Holy Grail. I know the evils.

HahiHa
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Roosters are modern dinosaurs! You ever seen a ****fight? Me neither, but they are allegedly very brutal. I also heard recently that chicken eat mice....

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