Think of this as an introduction to an introduction, or a prelude of things to come. There is a messages (in English) scrambled in there. Solve that and have an answer to the question of "What is this?" and discover more unanswered questions.
I don't yet see an answer or a solution and it is past 1159 pm for yesterday in all time zones. I have no interest in this remaining unsolved and will release partial solutions up until the end date whereupon I will show my hand.
I injected a dictionary with about 10k strings into an ArrayList and then I went through each combination to see if a string in the list existed for each combo. The first line went okay, but afterwards it could't handle it. I got about a word and a half.
I think that this is about flying ninjas that are threatening to take over Armor Games if we don't hug puppies! We will hug puppies and build a forcefield of love to stop them!