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Afterwards, invade North Korea with the experimental mech.

With a remote control on a ten second delay.

Kim Jon Un trips on the remote and breaks his ankles.

Next, bring some chloroform, knock him out and throw him in Gitmo.

Then, sell everything you have.

Then buy a small dingy house boat.

Then destroy that house boat.

Then fly to heaven.
(One is a ghost by now)

Then fuse heaven and hell into one while every inhabitants agree.

Then set that aside, since there's no room for the dead.

Then you must make pancakes.

And add cranberry syrup on top of the pancakes.

And eat it. Without using your mouth.

Then you must breath underwater for three days.

Then you must live in the earth's core for a week.