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You must also face off against the God whose temple you're possessing in a card game.

After that you must kill their God with only the cards you have remaining in your hand.

But you must not activate his trap card in the process!

Next, you must destroy the temple using C4.

And then,you must beat pokemon red and pick charmander as a starter.

You must then eat the pokemon in red ball thingy form, then activate it from it's red ball thingy form without dying.

You must then cook a perfect fillet of salmon.

red ball thingy

You must then make a casual phone call of every country's leader.

Afterwards, advertise to one of the country's leader a hem a project which they must accept.

But it must involve you paying them in hundreds and hundreds of single cent coins.

But they must be currency from a country on a different continent so it's inconvenient for them.

Aye! And then you must give them three gifts of a horrible nature!

And then you must moon them and run away.

The remaining pickles shall go to the fattest country since they have negative calories.