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Chryosten
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Basically, you're a on a quest to find the Holy Grail. However, in order to obtain it, you must fulfil an endless amount of requirements.

Example:
P1: First, You must head towards a castle to gain the king's blessing.
P2: Next, you have to conquer the castle itself.
P3: Afterwards, you will need to eat ice cream whilst hanging on a chandelier.
And so on and so forth...

So I guess that's about it I guess. So, shall we begin? I'll start things off.

First, you must build a castle out of dirt.

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StormWalker
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Jester

The octopus loves you too much, so it leaves suckermarks all over your head.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

But then you must communicate with the spiritual ancestors of the world. And allow me to go to bed.

StormWalker
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Jester

The octopus waves JACK a fond farewell.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, you must ride the octopus to a large deserted island.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then you must make a steam boat out of bamboo.

Miraidematro
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Blacksmith

Next, you must travel to the moon by this newly crafted boat.

Arverniraider24
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Peasant

On the moon you must destroy an alien race

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Which don't actually exist.

Lowco1
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Nomad

Then crash down underwater then sing twinkle twinkle little star.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Aye! Then you must find the fair maiden and take her order.

Lowco1
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Nomad

Then kill her, and run away with the cops chasing you.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

But then you must go back with the cops in disguise and steal all their important documents.

TheMostManlyMan
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Chamberlain

And replace them with documents from the 80's and hope they notice.

JACKinbigletters
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Treasurer

Then you must cook them all lasagna.

Chryosten
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Afterwards, make a bonfire with the documents.

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