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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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Gantic makes a brick White Rabbit Cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 1000/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = SlapDamage
StormWalker
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Patrick gives the White Rabbit Cheese a moderately hard slap.
White Rabbit Cheese: 990/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Damage = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Damage
Gantic
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Gantic
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StormWalker slapped the cheese harder than when she slapped R2D21999 for marrying aggazaggashoofoo.
White Rabbit Cheese: 971/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapIt = 14

DICE RESULTS
14 = SlapIt
riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
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Gantic slapped the cheese like he slapped the < --- Backspace button to delete the @ in @R2D21999 and @aggazaggashoofoo.
White Rabbit Cheese: 967/1000 HP
I_SLAP_THE_CHEESE = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = I_SLAP_THE_CHEESE
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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You didn't include the cheese's HP.

riku_ullman slapped the cheese very hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 938/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 11

DICE RESULTS
11 = SlapDamage
riku_ullman
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riku_ullman
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(A repost of what I meant)
Gantic slapped the cheese lighter than he slapped the Backspace button to delete the @ in @R2D21999 and @aggazaggashoofoo.
White Rabbit Cheese: 967/1000 HP

riku_ullman
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Oh, it was just a glitch. After my edit it said:
Gantic slapped the cheese like he slapped the

Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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The cheese had 957 HP coming into your post, not 967. As for the glitch, it may be because you used a less than or greater than sign followed by a non-space character.

Gantic
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Patrick2011 slapped the cheese like it was three years ago.
White Rabbit Cheese: 927/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlappitySlap = 12

DICE RESULTS
12 = SlappitySlap
StormWalker
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Gantic deals a ferocious blow to the White Rabbit Cheese, but since he is a rabbit, it's not as ferocious as it could possibly be.
White Rabbit Cheese: 915/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. Cheese_Got_Played = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Cheese_Got_Played
PacManZero
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StormWalker destroyed that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 896/1000 HP
I slap WRC. 1d20=14

DICE RESULTS
14 = 1d20
Lowco1
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Stormwalker slapped the cheese really hard.
HP: 904/1000 hp
Ninjad
I slap cheese
Rottencheese = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Rottencheese
StormWalker
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PacManZero stabbed the White Rabbit Cheese in the thigh with a small dagger.
White Rabbit Cheese: 882/1000
I slap the White Rabbit Cheese. I_Eat_Turkey_Now = 16

DICE RESULTS
16 = I_Eat_Turkey_Now
Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
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@StormWalker: Lowco1 ninja'd you.

IC:

StormWalker slaps the cheese pretty hard.
White Rabbit Cheese: 849/1000 HP
I slap White Rabbit Cheese. SlapDamage = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = SlapDamage
PacManZero
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PacManZero
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Patrick2011 knocks the pants off that cheese.
White Rabbit Cheese: 832/1000 HP
I slap WRC. 1d20=19

DICE RESULTS
19 = 1d20
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