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Gantic
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Gantic
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Welcome to Slap the Cheese, a cheese-slapping game where you slap cheese.

HOW TO PLAY
1. Generate a Cheese if the cheese is dead by rolling d4 for hardness
1 = 10 HP = Soft
2 = 50 HP = Medium
3 = 100 HP = Hard
4 = 500 HP = Brick!
2. Update the cheese HP.
Optional: Narrate the above poster's action.
3. Roll d20 for Slap Damage.

EXAMPLE
Gantic: I make Gantic Cheese. 1d4=1

Player 1: Gantic makes a soft Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 10/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=2

Player 2: Player 1 lightly slaps Gantic cheese.
Gantic Cheese: 8/10 HP
I slap Gantic Cheese. 1d20=5

START
I make White Rabbit Cheese. White_Rabbit_Cheese = 4

DICE RESULTS
1 = 1d4
2 = 1d20
5 = 1d20
4 = White_Rabbit_Cheese
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armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You have to pat him harder :/

Radio Cheese: 65/100

I throw the cheese off of a mountain with very strong wind! ErasedOfExistence = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = ErasedOfExistence
Gogotank
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Gogotank
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The cheese hits on the cliff several times!

Radio Cheese: 46/100

I use a MicroWaveRay = 14 on the cheese.

DICE RESULTS
14 = MicroWaveRay
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese is taking serious damage!

Radio Cheese: 32/100

I tell the cheese that 2015 is dead Restarting = 20

DICE RESULTS
20 = Restarting
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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It suffers a heavy blow from the realisation.

Radio Cheese 12/100

I send the cheese off in a Firework = 19

DICE RESULTS
19 = Firework
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten sent the cheese "IntoSpace" with a firework!

Radio Cheese: -7/100

I create Rage Cheese! RAAAAAAAAGECHEEEEESE = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = RAAAAAAAAGECHEEEEESE
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
1,318 posts
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rage cheese: 50/50

i troll the rage guy, and he pukes his rage on the cheese. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU = 10

DICE RESULTS
10 = FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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The cheese got only medium-raged

Rage Cheese: 40/50

I tell the cheese that armorplayergc is not going to get raged today because it's his 3rd anniversary Blocked = 3

DICE RESULTS
3 = Blocked
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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the thing that blocked i-dont-actually-know-what was adblock plus! lets hope the banhammer wont bash armorplayergc

rage cheese: 37/50

i decide to do the thing that gave this thread its name. Slap = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = Slap
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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You slapped the cheese very hard!

Rage Cheese: 20/50

I slap the cheese too! OverFiftyTimes = 17

DICE RESULTS
17 = OverFiftyTimes
Chryosten
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Chryosten
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You give the cheese a near death-experience.

Rage Cheese: 3/50

I finish off the chesses death experience. What = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = What
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Chryosten killed the cheese by finishing its death experience

Rage Cheese: -5/50

I create Strategy Cheese Strategies = 2

DICE RESULTS
2 = Strategies
Gantic
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Gantic
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armorplayergc created Strategy Cheese.
Strategy Cheese = 50 HP
I launch Rockets = 14 at Strategy Cheese.

DICE RESULTS
14 = Rockets
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Gantic launched rockets at the cheese and did high damage

Strategy Cheese: 50/50

I use GemCraft against the cheese! TheForgotten = 8

DICE RESULTS
8 = TheForgotten
dorukayhan
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dorukayhan
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and i chase shadows, hoping to get quests and roll d20 twice in one post! oh hey i can actually do that ThisDiceDoesNotCount = 9

strategy cheese: 42/50

i skewer the cheese to a pokemon yellow cartridge. Pikachu = 10 takes care of the rest

DICE RESULTS
9 = ThisDiceDoesNotCount
10 = Pikachu
armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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Pikachu did medium damage to the cheese!

Strategy Cheese: 32/50

I use Kingdom Rush: Frontiers against the cheese! UmbraForever = 18

DICE RESULTS
18 = UmbraForever
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