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*a bear comes in through the front door*
Okay, so; funny story. The potion worked but it also left me outside a weigh station about three miles away for some reason, and while heading back these forest rangers started shooting at me, and since I didn't have my harpoon gun I ended up hijacking somebody's ATV. Of course the main road was still out because of that landslide, so since I had an ATV, I cut through the adjascent woodland and--Well, long story short; it turns out that trees aren't terrain.
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What happened to my cod?

I have no clue but I think I'll take a holiday right about now.

*places a closed sign on the bar*

Someone else can take over my job of bartender until I get back.

*jumps into a dimension portal*

*stop eating cod*

*throws leftovers through a window*

So, umm... what were the ingredients of that potion exactly?

*pops back in with a sack full of barrels behind me*

Anyone up for celebrating the new year here? I've gotten as many barrels of beer, wine and spirits as I could from other dimensions.

Hmm, spirits... Ooh, I've got an idea. Mix all of these ingredients and serve them today when the year will change!

Tried that once. It didn't go too well. Lots of indoor fireworks from people exploding after drinking.

Heee first 2016 post.

Whats up? Everyone survived the newyears drinking?

I'm the second 2016 post.

In this thread, yes As for the drinking, yeah...though we had more alcohol later actually XD

Oh brilliant. Here I thought that everyone had died after the new year. I guess I was wrong.

Now the tavern is infested with magical giant rats.

oh great. giant and magical.

They aren trans-dimensional, are they? Trans-dimensional food doesn't agree with me.


Wait ... There are she-bears on the internet? I thought it was just a myth.

Nope. They did eat everything in storage which caused them to be magical. It also enhanced their breeding and growth cycle to replace lost numbers.

It seems that for once, I am the only one awake in the Tavern! Muah hah ha!

Where the hell is everyone? I've gone ahead and renovated the tavern and reorganised our menu but where the hell is everyone?

*checks mail*

Maybe they didn't get the memo that it was open?