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I wonder what will happen if I get Mr Rainbow to press the button...

Mr Rainbow? Could you please press this? Neigh *Mr Rainbow presses the button*

Wait! I haven't finished tweaking it yet!

*wheel lands on portal*

Great. Now someone is gonna get tele- *is teleported to another dimension*

oh no... alright... *takes a strange device, dropped by WoM* *opens Register.exe*
so... let's take a look
"WoM: landed on portal, teleporting random person to random dimension...
Teleported Chryosten to dimension 69"
so, he's in the dimension with the ID "69", I have no idea what dimension is that

ooooooh... that's Disneyland. *spins WoM* my turn! *lands on a .zip file* great. a zip file. *unzips the random floating zipper*
accessing...
scanning VR subspace...
scan complete.
initialize VR reset...
initializing...
complete.
*all of the world resets back to post 1*
can i get a beer here?

*ERROR #-0: PARADOX DETECTED*
this can't be good... *disappears somehow*

*arrives back at tavern dimension only to find that everything was reset*

Not good. Guess I have no choice but to go back in time.

*takes out pocket watch and rewinds time to before Swarm pressed the button*

*re-appears again, in my body before Swarm pressed the button*
*takes deep breath, just like when you almost suffocate and start breathing again*
I... I'm back... I saw it... I was there... and I don't want to go back there again... it was... terrible
I'm afraid this will cause another paradox

What are you talking about? You were never gone.

*chest full of gold and jewels randomly crashes through the ceiling and lands just a few inches before me*

Woah! That was close. Hey, loot!

*bends down to open the chest, gets blinded by the still growing hair falling in his face, wants to get up but trips over them and falls onto the chest*

Oh. Maybe a bit too far but whatever. Good enough.

*pocket watch suddenly breaks down whilst WoM suddenly errors out*

Oh. Guess it couldn't handle some of the results being reverted. Guess I'll have to fix the wheel now.

Plastic Fork of Arbitrary Fine Tuning. *pulls one out of nose*

Time travel messes up things... MY TREASURE! Now that Chryo is fixing the WoM, I can get Mr Rainbow to press the button. This seems familiar...

why am I having a feeling like I know what's going to happen now? well, I guess I'm wrong

Wait. *picks something out of loot pile* Isn't this the same scarab trinket you got from another dimension?

*fixes wheel*

Few things:
1. I've disabled the button to prevent a disaster like that happening again.
2. Yes, that is indeed the same scarab trinket
3. There is no number 3.

*Gives Chryosten keys for vault full of gold* Thanks for fixing the wheel! You deserve this reward.