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joshua_setyantoro
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Can I order beer here?

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Graham
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Graham
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You are all responsible for this disaster. I, for one, espouse treadmills for every working child.

armorplayergc
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armorplayergc
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*sigh* okay, okay, I may have helped you killing The Tavern... but I guess we should try to revive it? like maybe a potion or a ritual? any ideas?

apldeap123
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How 'bout we pour all of the liquor on the floor, in hopes that the Tavern may smell the alcohol and come back to life?

Chryosten
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Do it. Maybe it'll drop the roof on you for dousing it in liquor.

apldeap123
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Maybe it will absorb the alcohol, and become so inebriated that when it does drop the roof on me, it misses and smashes into whoever started this mess?

Chryosten
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Anyway, I got bored so I decided to install a button that does nothing at all. Or maybe it does do something and I just haven't figured out what it does. Anyway, feel free to press it. Maybe it'll revive the tavern in the process.

HahiHa
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Sure. Pour me an ale, I'll press the button in the meantime.

*presses button*

Well, so much for th-

*rrrumble*
*tavern slowly rebuilds starting from the button, except that it gets bigger and better*

Wow, how did you do that?!

Doombreed
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wait a minute, I think Chryos meant this button *points a button identical to the one Ha pressed right next to it* What you pressed must have been some sort of reconstruction mechanism...that no one knew existed.

Oh well...pour me a drink too. Guess I need to go exploring in the new rooms of the Tavern very soon

apldeap123
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Sure, no prob. Just, uh... what kind of drink would you like? Also, be careful exploring those added rooms in the Tavern. Some of them might be Gantichambers.

Chryosten
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I assure you none of them leads to the Gantichambers. It says so on this map that happens to be laying on the counter. Unless of course a portal opens up in one of the rooms which leads there.

armorplayergc
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I'll explore those new rooms very soon, I'll just have some wine before doing it. I want to be drunk when re-discovering The Tavern *takes a glass of wine*

Chryosten
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That's weird. I'm pretty sure this place has been warded against bots. I guess some do tend to slip through the cracks.

*lobs a grenade at the bot to blow it up*

HahiHa
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Chryosten uses Grenade on Bot.
It is super effective!


*takes a sip of ale*

Hey, maybe we'll get a game room with a billiards table and stuff?

armorplayergc
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o- *sic* kay, I'm so dr-drunk I *sic* can't even think well *sic* let's exp- explore th-this *sic* place *starts walking arround, almost falling in the floor*

Chryosten
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*a bunch of bots suddenly come pouring out a door*

Well, that explains how they managed to avoid the defences. They must have infiltrated the tavern whilst the reconstruction occurred.

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