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Gantic
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King

Welcome to the Magnetic Dream Chamber! We are currently in the fifth stage of experiment.

Please keep the following in mind:
1. This may be one of the stupidest forum games you will play.
2. You probably have no idea what is going on here.
3. Forum rules still apply here.
4. OMG! Gantic! Stop doing this to me!
5. Ignore that. That was a glitch in the system.

Please keep your minds open as information will be beamed directly into your head. I will be keeping watch from my laboratory and try to resolve any glitchy issues that may occur during this experiment, but I make no promises.

Godspeed and Good Luck, Brave Forumnauts!
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Stage One??? | Stage Two | Stage Three | Stage Four

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StormWalker
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The girl started getting mentioned after I posted, though I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it.
It seems like he loves this girl, or at least has strong feelings for her.

to earn what money he needed to follow her around the world

Maybe he wants revenge.
jcwgames
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Sorry if I missed you in that. Maybe he does want revenge. He definitely wants the girl. And you might have just induced the idea of revenge in his mind.

FishPreferred
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Duke

I call upon the divine might of the scriptwriters to develop a coherent plot and possibly a back-story or two for this game.

Gantic
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King

He dreams of the greatness as he is among the stars where he lies in the time since he devoured the moon.

FishPreferred
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Duke

Sounds like a case of the jims. Wake me when the flying rainbow trout get here.

Gantic
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King

He dreams of flying rainbow trout when he eats something bad.

Chryosten
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Herald

I have the boss meeting this person.

FishPreferred
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Duke

I attempt to catch one of the trout, if at all possible.

Gantic
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King

He dreams of catching food in his mouth as he falls through swinging doors like a boss.

eliakith
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Blacksmith

I imagine pure nothingness.

FishPreferred
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Duke

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Chryosten
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Herald

I throw in an annoying jingle to accompany him.

Gantic
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King

He dreams of a time he entered into a tournament to earn enough money to ride the bus which started him on his journey that led to the nothingness of space accompanied by music.

FishPreferred
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Duke

So, let's see what we've got so far:

[...] on his honeymoon.
[...] when she was taken from him.
[...] paddles and wheels and baskets [...]

He lost his wife on their honeymoon, which took place either on a paddle steamer or near a watermill.

[...] to follow her around the world if he must.
[...] he is among the stars where he lies in the time since he devoured the moon.
[...] the nothingness of space [...]

He is somewhere in Earth's orbit.

He dreams of a time he entered into a tournament to earn enough money [...]

Requires further exposition.
Chryosten
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Herald

If it's a tournament, then I guess there's probably some fighting that went on. Let's see what that would reveal.

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