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7:00 A.M.
Bob wake up to his moms soothing voice,"BOB!!!GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE OR YOU WONT BE GETTING UP AGAIN IF I YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!" Bob got up to get dressed when out of nowhere a meteor came and it was like SWOOOSH and BLAMMM and CRASH. It was heading straight towards him and he was like,"****!!!" He started running downstairs to tell his mom to go but then it crashed straight into his house. He hurried down stairs and saw his mom on the ground. It was total silence unitl Bob finally said," Finally, She's gone! WOOHOO!! I CAN SLEEP TO NOON AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!! wait, no breakfest NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
7:15 A.M.
With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
7:47 A.M.
As Bob kept yelling about his wallet, a zombie took notice to him. Other zombies started to notice and soon, Bob was surrounded. Bob turned around to see all the zombies getting ready to eat him but suddenly someone yelled "I cant take this life anymore1" and blew up and it was Bob but it wasnt really Bob, it was some rich emo kid that can buy explosives and Bob took out his magical sword and started killing zombies. He knew he was out matched so he put the one ring and became invisible. He ran as fast as he could to get away, but it was no use. The dragon king or what ever came after him. Bob took our his magical bow that shot rainbows and fairies and shot the dude right into the eye and a magical rainbow appeared and there were unicorns and fairies and other magical stuff and everyone lived happily ever after until he noticed there was something there. He saw the zombies ganging up on him and he knew what to do...
8:30 A.M.
Bob needed to think of a plan to survive but he's stupid. The zombie gang up on him and they started to eat his brain. They were shocked I guess, they didnt see any brain. Bob jumped up and yelled," IM TOO STUPID TO HAVE A BRAIN!" He took out his magical bow and shot a rainbow that blinded them. He took his sword and fought them. Then a cave troll came and they fought to the death. Bob was outmatched until Frodo threw the ring in the toilet and all of them died. Frodo was also an idiot so he lost his finger in the toilet. Alex continued on the Food4Less when he found a new danger...Ninjas.

Alex? Frodo? Who are they?

WTF!!!!!!!! o my god lord of the rings! lol Dude this is histarical!

Lol sorry about the Alex thing. My name is Alex so i get confused on the Bob Alex thing and Frodo is a due from a movie called "Lords of the Rings" Its a good movie so watch it

Lol sorry about the Alex thing. My name is Alex so i get confused on the Bob Alex thing and Frodo is a due from a movie called "Lords of the Rings" Its a good movie so watch it

7:00 A.M.
Bob wake up to his moms soothing voice,"BOB!!!GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE OR YOU WONT BE GETTING UP AGAIN IF I YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!" Bob got up to get dressed when out of nowhere a meteor came and it was like SWOOOSH and BLAMMM and CRASH. It was heading straight towards him and he was like,"****!!!" He started running downstairs to tell his mom to go but then it crashed straight into his house. He hurried down stairs and saw his mom on the ground. It was total silence unitl Bob finally said," Finally, She's gone! WOOHOO!! I CAN SLEEP TO NOON AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!! wait, no breakfest NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
7:15 A.M.
With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
7:47 A.M.
As Bob kept yelling about his wallet, a zombie took notice to him. Other zombies started to notice and soon, Bob was surrounded. Bob turned around to see all the zombies getting ready to eat him but suddenly someone yelled "I cant take this life anymore1" and blew up and it was Bob but it wasnt really Bob, it was some rich emo kid that can buy explosives and Bob took out his magical sword and started killing zombies. He knew he was out matched so he put the one ring and became invisible. He ran as fast as he could to get away, but it was no use. The dragon king or what ever came after him. Bob took our his magical bow that shot rainbows and fairies and shot the dude right into the eye and a magical rainbow appeared and there were unicorns and fairies and other magical stuff and everyone lived happily ever after until he noticed there was something there. He saw the zombies ganging up on him and he knew what to do...
8:30 A.M.
Bob needed to think of a plan to survive but he's stupid. The zombie gang up on him and they started to eat his brain. They were shocked I guess, they didnt see any brain. Bob jumped up and yelled," IM TOO STUPID TO HAVE A BRAIN!" He took out his magical bow and shot a rainbow that blinded them. He took his sword and fought them. Then a cave troll came and they fought to the death. Bob was outmatched until Frodo threw the ring in the toilet and all of them died. Frodo was also an idiot so he lost his finger in the toilet. Bob continued on the Food4Less when he found a new danger...Ninjas.
9:13 A.M.
Bob saw something in a distance. It was a ninja. He was sure enough it was one, but something was different. A thing was going toward him. That thing was a shuriken and it had a letter on top of it. He then knew what to do. He made his magical sword transform into a keyboard and did was he was trained to do. He quickly typed the letter and was able to dogde the attack. The ninja came closer and he noticed a word. He typed the magical word SEXY and it was gone. Soon more came, and more dangerous than the next. They had blinding powers and horses and magical cloning powers. Word after word, Bob typed it all until THEEVILBOSSDUDEWITHAWHOLESENTENCEASTHENAME came. Bob typed as fast as he could. The beast was dead. Bob continued on his journey when he noticed a fireball was coming from the beast direction. Bob typed fireball after fireball until he went straight for beast he pressed arrow key after arrow key trying to slay the beast but it was useless, it was to strong for him until Bob got dirt from the ground and threw it in its eyes. He took out a gun and shot it 8 times. It was dead. The fight had caused him to faint. When he finally woke up, he was in Food4Less...
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P.S. The game is called Ninja Hunter where you have to type the words above the ninja to kill them and to protect the temple thing.

haha, dude were are you getting all this! lolololololollolololrofllolololoolololololmaolololololo ROTFLAMO

7:00 A.M.
Bob wake up to his moms soothing voice,"BOB!!!GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE OR YOU WONT BE GETTING UP AGAIN IF I YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!" Bob got up to get dressed when out of nowhere a meteor came and it was like SWOOOSH and BLAMMM and CRASH. It was heading straight towards him and he was like,"****!!!" He started running downstairs to tell his mom to go but then it crashed straight into his house. He hurried down stairs and saw his mom on the ground. It was total silence unitl Bob finally said," Finally, She's gone! WOOHOO!! I CAN SLEEP TO NOON AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!! wait, no breakfest NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
7:15 A.M.
With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
7:47 A.M.
As Bob kept yelling about his wallet, a zombie took notice to him. Other zombies started to notice and soon, Bob was surrounded. Bob turned around to see all the zombies getting ready to eat him but suddenly someone yelled "I cant take this life anymore1" and blew up and it was Bob but it wasnt really Bob, it was some rich emo kid that can buy explosives and Bob took out his magical sword and started killing zombies. He knew he was out matched so he put the one ring and became invisible. He ran as fast as he could to get away, but it was no use. The dragon king or what ever came after him. Bob took our his magical bow that shot rainbows and fairies and shot the dude right into the eye and a magical rainbow appeared and there were unicorns and fairies and other magical stuff and everyone lived happily ever after until he noticed there was something there. He saw the zombies ganging up on him and he knew what to do...
8:30 A.M.
Bob needed to think of a plan to survive but he's stupid. The zombie gang up on him and they started to eat his brain. They were shocked I guess, they didnt see any brain. Bob jumped up and yelled," IM TOO STUPID TO HAVE A BRAIN!" He took out his magical bow and shot a rainbow that blinded them. He took his sword and fought them. Then a cave troll came and they fought to the death. Bob was outmatched until Frodo threw the ring in the toilet and all of them died. Frodo was also an idiot so he lost his finger in the toilet. Bob continued on the Food4Less when he found a new danger...Ninjas.
9:13 A.M.
Bob saw something in a distance. It was a ninja. He was sure enough it was one, but something was different. A thing was going toward him. That thing was a shuriken and it had a letter on top of it. He then knew what to do. He made his magical sword transform into a keyboard and did was he was trained to do. He quickly typed the letter and was able to dogde the attack. The ninja came closer and he noticed a word. He typed the magical word SEXY and it was gone. Soon more came, and more dangerous than the next. They had blinding powers and horses and magical cloning powers. Word after word, Bob typed it all until THEEVILBOSSDUDEWITHAWHOLESENTENCEASTHENAME came. Bob typed as fast as he could. The beast was dead. Bob continued on his journey when he noticed a fireball was coming from the beast direction. Bob typed fireball after fireball until he went straight for beast he pressed arrow key after arrow key trying to slay the beast but it was useless, it was to strong for him until Bob got dirt from the ground and threw it in its eyes. He took out a gun and shot it 8 times. It was dead. The fight had caused him to faint. When he finally woke up, he was in Food4Less...
9:57 A.M.
Bob woke up and said," WHO THE HELL WOKE ME UP! THE GIRL IN MY DREAM WAS HOT!!!" A voice said from the distance," Fine. Ill put you back to sleep."
8:30 A.M.
Bob woke up yet again," WHAT THE HELL AS..." "Shut up!" said the voice. "They might here you." Bob replied," What might hear us?" "Something worse than ninjas or zombies. Zombie Ninjas...follow me. We need to go somewhere to talk." FUDGE THAT!!" replied Bob. Im finally at Food4Less! Im gonna eat until im diagnosed with obesity! EWWWWWWWWWW vegatables WTF! Bob falls down on the floor and starts to cry. "How could this happen to me...Ive made my mistakes.." Shut up emo bastard." Im not emo :*(

7:00 A.M.
Bob wake up to his moms soothing voice,"BOB!!!GET YOUR LAZY BUTT DOWN HERE OR YOU WONT BE GETTING UP AGAIN IF I YELL AT YOU AGAIN!!!" Bob got up to get dressed when out of nowhere a meteor came and it was like SWOOOSH and BLAMMM and CRASH. It was heading straight towards him and he was like,"****!!!" He started running downstairs to tell his mom to go but then it crashed straight into his house. He hurried down stairs and saw his mom on the ground. It was total silence unitl Bob finally said," Finally, She's gone! WOOHOO!! I CAN SLEEP TO NOON AND PARTY EVERY DAY!!! wait, no breakfest NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
7:15 A.M.
With no breakfast, Bob hurried to get some food at smart & final, then he remebered he couldnt go there so he thought to himself," I Think?" and a person came out of nowhere and was like, uhhhhhhhh brains uhhhhhh. Bob replied," Your right to Food4Less. As he hurried there, He noticed the guys wasnt a guy, it was a lady, and then he noticed the lady wasnt a lady, it was a dog, and then he noticed the dog wasnt a dog is was a zombie and Bob was like *GASP* and punched it in the face. As he looked around, he saw more zombies around him. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! i forgot my wallet at home!!!!
7:47 A.M.
As Bob kept yelling about his wallet, a zombie took notice to him. Other zombies started to notice and soon, Bob was surrounded. Bob turned around to see all the zombies getting ready to eat him but suddenly someone yelled "I cant take this life anymore1" and blew up and it was Bob but it wasnt really Bob, it was some rich emo kid that can buy explosives and Bob took out his magical sword and started killing zombies. He knew he was out matched so he put the one ring and became invisible. He ran as fast as he could to get away, but it was no use. The dragon king or what ever came after him. Bob took our his magical bow that shot rainbows and fairies and shot the dude right into the eye and a magical rainbow appeared and there were unicorns and fairies and other magical stuff and everyone lived happily ever after until he noticed there was something there. He saw the zombies ganging up on him and he knew what to do...
8:30 A.M.
Bob needed to think of a plan to survive but he's stupid. The zombie gang up on him and they started to eat his brain. They were shocked I guess, they didnt see any brain. Bob jumped up and yelled," IM TOO STUPID TO HAVE A BRAIN!" He took out his magical bow and shot a rainbow that blinded them. He took his sword and fought them. Then a cave troll came and they fought to the death. Bob was outmatched until Frodo threw the ring in the toilet and all of them died. Frodo was also an idiot so he lost his finger in the toilet. Bob continued on the Food4Less when he found a new danger...Ninjas.
9:13 A.M.
Bob saw something in a distance. It was a ninja. He was sure enough it was one, but something was different. A thing was going toward him. That thing was a shuriken and it had a letter on top of it. He then knew what to do. He made his magical sword transform into a keyboard and did was he was trained to do. He quickly typed the letter and was able to dogde the attack. The ninja came closer and he noticed a word. He typed the magical word SEXY and it was gone. Soon more came, and more dangerous than the next. They had blinding powers and horses and magical cloning powers. Word after word, Bob typed it all until THEEVILBOSSDUDEWITHAWHOLESENTENCEASTHENAME came. Bob typed as fast as he could. The beast was dead. Bob continued on his journey when he noticed a fireball was coming from the beast direction. Bob typed fireball after fireball until he went straight for beast he pressed arrow key after arrow key trying to slay the beast but it was useless, it was to strong for him until Bob got dirt from the ground and threw it in its eyes. He took out a gun and shot it 8 times. It was dead. The fight had caused him to faint. When he finally woke up, he was in Food4Less...
9:57 A.M.
Bob woke up and said," WHO THE HELL WOKE ME UP! THE GIRL IN MY DREAM WAS HOT!!!" A voice said from the distance," Fine. Ill put you back to sleep."
10:30 A.M.
Bob woke up yet again," WHAT THE HELL AS..." "Shut up!" said the voice. "They might here you." Bob replied," What might hear us?" "Something worse than ninjas or zombies. Zombie Ninjas...follow me. We need to go somewhere to talk." FUDGE THAT!!" replied Bob. Im finally at Food4Less! Im gonna eat until im diagnosed with obesity! EWWWWWWWWWW vegatables WTF! Bob falls down on the floor and starts to cry. "How could this happen to me...Ive made my mistakes.." Shut up emo *******." Im not emo :*(
11:00 A.M.
[b]After 7 days of talking Bob finnaly understands why this happened. "So its because of The Butterfly dude!" says Bob. "Its name is Tabuu" He is in the shadow realm thing...stuff, I DONT KNOW but we got to get in their to stop this." said the voice. "What your name?" said Bob. "Its Alex,said Alex. There are two robots that have a bomb that makes anything near it go to the shadow realm. We must get in stop them,take the bomb, and find out how it works to get in there. We must hurry before Noon or else they will come. We will be going to the mountains, thats where i saw them take the bomb." Bob replied," Why noon, thats stupid." "HEY! Im the writer and i say its noon. Im kinda high right now so dont blame me!"

Ha ha very nice and funny!

Interesting story.I like it, and its kinda my style of writing too.I like it good job.

these stories just gets wackier and funnier! i like the small twists in the stories!

Haha, this is hilarious. The best part so far was with Frodo.

someones gotten into the magical herb.

"HAHAHAAHAHAH.... keep writing PLEASE.