*uses a submarine to go down to the undersea cave* My cookie! *spears rbn88 with a harpoon, pinning them to the cave wall while taking the cookie* Muahaha! *Gets back into submarine, goes to surface, gets in a rocket, flies to the NASA space station, encases the cookie in carbonite, and throws it into the nuclear reactor, sets the reactor on meltdown, and flies to the moon* Ha! Try to get it now without mutating!
I send my evil potatoes to get the cookie and they bring it back to me. I eat through the carbanite and hide the cookie with the evil potatoes wich became giant mutant killer potatoes when they went into the reactor.
I just find the water chip and find that the cookie is near there and stores it inside a gigantic block of ice that can only be melted with a hair-dryer.
I use a cookie detector to find the cookie, thereby finding the chamber. I blow it open with TNT, and take the cookie out of the rubble. I put the cookie in the DeathStar Mark III, which is completely indestructible. I send out every spaceship in the StarWars and Startrek Galaxy to guard it, along with one million rabid space squirrels with rocket-propelled-grenade-launcher-launchers.
with my superior space ship handling skills, I take out every ship of the armada. Using my spider senses, I kill the death star with C4'S and get the cookie. I place it on a sacred temple of the ride in indiana jones.
I am the pilot of the indian jones ride...an on my break I take the cookie and..
teleport to the middle of the ocean an throw onto an island that is made of pure cookie and has literally billions of cookies that look exactally like the real cookie...
I take one cookie since it doesn't matter (fail) and heat the cookie and fill the layers with bacteria, molding the cookie, super glue a picture of Britney Spears bald on the cookie, and imprint it on the cookie like a tattoo.
I take the cookie to rehab making it back to its original state.. (EPIC FAIL)
Then I go back to the same cookie island and poison all the other cookies on the island secretly and make them to where if you touch one of the fake-cookies you die from an exploding heat immediately...