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The Book of Breakfastarianism
Commandments: And the Lord spoke thusly:
1) Thou shall not have any meals before breakfast. 2) Thou shall not forget to eat breakfast and thou shalt keep it delicious. 3) Thou shall not make wrongful use of breakfast by eating instant or pre-made breakfasts. 4) Thou shall not steal food from your neighbors plate at breakfast. 5) Thou shall not covet your neighbors breakfast nor his seat in the booth by the window.
The Beggining
In the beggining of time, there was nothing. But then came forth a mighty rumbling. Twas the stomach of the Lord, and He was famished. So He spoke. And He did say "Let there be light!" And the universe was washed with light, for the Lord could not make His meal in the dark. He then made all the stars in the sky and all the planets surrounding them because He thought they looked very nice. In doing so, He made a cluster of stars and planets he named the Milkyway for it sounded tasty. This galaxy became His favourite, so He made a decision: He going to create a planet with man upon it so they too could see the beauty he Made. After seven days and nights, the Lord was done making the planet and man. And the Lord did grin. And the Lord then did feast. He ate the skies, stars and the planets. He then spoke "This way, I shall always be able to watch over and protect man along with the universe around him." Feeling accomplished and satiated, the Lord then went on His way.
I love Breakfast, and French Toast is my favorite because I can make it in a few minutes and it has eggs AND bread all at once Breakfast truly is the greatest moment of the day (more like an hour of moments).
I swear this religion is so...so....stupid. Honestly it is. I mean, you formed a religion over a meal, made up gods, and are serious about it. I mean wow. But...whatever...maybe i am just being my critical self.
Hmm... A religion dedicated to the delightful taste of fresh breakfast in the morning? Why did I not think of that?
Oh God of breakfast, I follow thee on the path to a scrumptious pancake breakfast with warm syrup and perfectly scrambled eggs with a pinch of salt on the side.
I usually make this giant pancake on the grill with my brother, and we put chocolate chips in the batter before we put it on the grill and a teaspoon of vanilla to make it have some flavor. Then we butter it thoroughly and then flip it with this giant spatula thats in the cupboard right > above ^ the grill. Then when its done we pour homemade siryup on it then we split it in half and then we have bacon in the microwave and then eggs in a frying pan next to the grill and then we feast with a little bit of salt on the eggs, Yum, (I just mix it and add the ingredients my brother is the one who does all the buttering and bacon/egg cooking.) is it good or what? ->DD
