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The Book of Breakfastarianism
Commandments: And the Lord spoke thusly:
1) Thou shall not have any meals before breakfast. 2) Thou shall not forget to eat breakfast and thou shalt keep it delicious. 3) Thou shall not make wrongful use of breakfast by eating instant or pre-made breakfasts. 4) Thou shall not steal food from your neighbors plate at breakfast. 5) Thou shall not covet your neighbors breakfast nor his seat in the booth by the window.
The Beggining
In the beggining of time, there was nothing. But then came forth a mighty rumbling. Twas the stomach of the Lord, and He was famished. So He spoke. And He did say "Let there be light!" And the universe was washed with light, for the Lord could not make His meal in the dark. He then made all the stars in the sky and all the planets surrounding them because He thought they looked very nice. In doing so, He made a cluster of stars and planets he named the Milkyway for it sounded tasty. This galaxy became His favourite, so He made a decision: He going to create a planet with man upon it so they too could see the beauty he Made. After seven days and nights, the Lord was done making the planet and man. And the Lord did grin. And the Lord then did feast. He ate the skies, stars and the planets. He then spoke "This way, I shall always be able to watch over and protect man along with the universe around him." Feeling accomplished and satiated, the Lord then went on His way.
i have to say i'm anti-breakfastarian i don't like breakfast because whenever i wake up its either too late or my tummy is full of stomache acid and makes me sick if i eat anything without waiting, and i'm generally not hungry in the morning
your commandmant thou shall not eat anything before breakfast means everyone has broken it because they've had dinner the night before haha >
Why can't people make fun of religion? Criticism is a necessary tool for societal betterment, if we didn't criticize Bush's policies we wouldn't have candidates promising to change them.
im anti0breakasterianism, i never usally eat breakfast, if i do its a hot pocket, at 2 in the morning before i go hunting (i wish it was hunting season already) BREAKFAST HERETIC AND PROUD
