To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
walk up to a little four year old that's with her mom and pull your pants down and when people say what were you thinking!? You just say she looked like a hooker lol
1)ask all the employees to bring you the same item. 2)tell the people the store is infected with a deadly virus 3)turn all the kids toys that make noise on 4)act like the greeter
1. Yell how crappy Wal Mart is to begin with!! 2. Say you are thirsty and drink the packaged water from the shelves. 3. Ask where the ____ is when it is right in front of you/ you are holding it!!
1) Watch a movie on the display TV's. Then complain about it. 2) Pretend you're the Tourettes guy without having Tourettes. 3) Poop in the toys aisle. 4) Piss randomly and complain about it. 5) Break open a window and walk away. 6) Eat the food. 7) Wear the store clothes and walk away with them. 8) Scream. 9) Say Chuck Norris is gay out loud. (You will be Round-house kicked in the following seconds.) 10) Yell random Duke Nukem phrases.
1. grab the Pace sauce on the aisle, and dump it in the slushie machine... 2. circle your birthday on all of the calendars 3. throw soap and water on the ground and slide down the clothes section with a paint brush with neon green paint on it and getting it all over the clothes. 4. play the loudest trumpet note you possibly can! xD
1.Follow the manager around singing the meow mix theme song (god, that song is annoying) 2.Go to the employees lunch room and eat everyones food 3.Mix bleach with ammonia
1) Go into the section with sharp knives and go up to a store-worker looking depressed, then ask (still holding a knife), "Do you die faster if you slit your wrists or your throat?"
2) Set off all the alarm clocks to go off in 15 minutes
3) Go to the cash register and say, "I'd like to buy the cash register thanks"
4) Go into the clothing section and jump out through the clothes at little kids
