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slliM
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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

Rules
1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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balerion07
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balerion07
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Say, cough, sneeze, gasp, choke, project, use code for, scream, cry, giggle, mouthe, or wear a hat, shirt, pants, jacket, badge, button, hankerchief, or even think just one word:
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UNION.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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wear a scary haloween costume and scare the little kids.

go/brake in the video room and ask for the video tapes of the girl section clothes cabins.

shoot with ketchup everyone in the food courts and scream: you are dead!

emmalouc1
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When you're this guy (WArNING: LANGUAGE)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzaZWH97vPs

I don't know how to put up a link, so copy and paste it onto your desktop!!
P.S. This isn't stealing from other sites, is it?!

iamnotironman
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iamnotironman
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Kill everyone there wait that wouldn't get you kicked out cause everyone is gone.

Kill everyone but one person.(Perfect!)

Sodacan
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Sodacan
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1) Try the sample trays (If any) and then come back later for more. And more...
2) Purposely break a display item. EX: Video game controller.
3) Steal from another person's cart.
4) Eat the packaged food before buying it.
5) Piss in the bathroom but miss the toilet.

zakkaz1
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zakkaz1
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CAll the FBI, 911 the ambulance, army, Obama, Celebrities, yo mama, ans tell them to get inside walmart and yell "I want me some free donuts" for 7 hours and when the time is up Yell it onto a microphone

emmalouc1
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emmalouc1
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"I don't know how to put up a link, so copy and paste it onto your desktop!! "

God I am stupid, I meant the web address bar, not DESKToP!! I was being n00bish again!! Sorry guys, carry on. Oh, and watch the vid.

emmalouc1
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emmalouc1
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[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzaZWH97vPs]


Here is the link to the guy flipping out in a Wal-Mart/Mcdonalds!!

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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crush the toy in the toy section and say everytime this goes not.

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
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make a camp fire and grill the rabbits in the animal section.

scare little kids until they cry, then smash them and say loud: stop crying!

Brooo007
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Brooo007
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mines aculy qwite ezy
wile holding a hand grenade read a book called terorisim 4 dumbies

Sodacan
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Sodacan
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1) Pretend you have a huge hangover (drunk).
2) Knock some @#$% over.
3) Break fragile items and say there wasn't a warning...
4) Complain about the people you are complaining to.
5) Grope an employee.

Pacmanpwner
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Pacmanpwner
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1. click off all the register lights except the onee with the '20 items or less'
2. climb on top of the frozen vegetable thing, and jump into the tomatos.
3. run through the store spraying Windex on people

Trumpetfury
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Trumpetfury
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go into toy section, break a toy, then blame a kid for it, after an employee saw you.

Crashman222
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i read all of the posts!!! muhahaha it took meh 2hours!!!

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