To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.
Rules 1. No borrowing from other sites. 2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity. 3. No spamming. 4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time. 5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine. 6. No repeating ways.
Guess I'll start us off.
1.Run around in the Aisles naked. 2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store. 3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"
Get someone to push you in a buggy while holding a steering wheel cover, when you see a employee yell get the fuck out of my way. This will work quite fine. A good add-on would be to talk on the cellphone while doing it.
grab a cart, have a friend push you and scream, "the British are coming the British are coming! AHHH!!!
Take a cardboard box and some blankets and newspaper. Grab some food and water from shevles, then start eating. Stay till night and then move out without paying saying you dont like the atmosphere here XD
I remember this onre time my friends and i were at a party and i guess i just got like really drunk or something and i woke up without a shirt,so i went to walmart shirtless,and the greeter was all like welcome to walmart do you have anything to return and is aid no and then a man came up to me and asked me to leaved and i just ignored him and went to the mens clothing aisle and grabed a black shirt and put it on then i was grabbed by that man and he said that i was to come with him but i didtn cause i needed the shirt so i broke free of his grasp of jackassiness and bought my shirt.So in the long run i get thrown in jail for public indecentcy for the night. wow this post seems long.
1. Put a hat you own on, go to the hats section, when security passes make a runner. 2. Buy a hammer and a ladder, climb up to the sign and flick off the nails / peel it off with the back of the hammer. 3. Buy a bike and try riding on it standing. 4. Buy a Skateboard and try tricks with it sitting down. 5. Buy a Scooter and try driving it.
1. Walk in and say that Safeway is better 2. Go into the underwear section, and color them with brown marker. 3.Write 'wallmart eats small children' everywhere
1. say that they force chinese children to make toys for americans 2. take a chainsaw then rob the store for that chainsaw. 3. walk up to a store clerk and scream NO! they will likely reply, no... what? then you scream NO, i will NOT take my pants off for you! 4. send them the link to this 5. make fun of the employes constantly
put gloves on, take as many cactuses as you can and throw them on everyone.
take all firework rockets, place them somewhere nobody see them but so that they fly in different directions, ignite them and say then to a employe that you have seen better firework rockets.
