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slliM
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To play this game you list ways you can get kicked out of Wal-Mart.

Rules
1. No borrowing from other sites.
2. Nothing containing anything that looks like a profanity.
3. No spamming.
4. Don't post more than 10 ways at a time.
5. You must post more ways than just 1 way. Posting 2 is fine.
6. No repeating ways.

Guess I'll start us off.

1.Run around in the Aisles naked.
2.Grab a bike off the shelf and ride it through the store.
3.Take one of the toy guitars and hit it on the ground and have one of your friends scream "Thank you (Insert town here)!!!!"

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perimatt
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1. Go up to the 14 or less register with 50 items

2. running over the manager with your car.

perimatt
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1. park in the handy cap parking

2. run over old people

3. smoke in the no smoking area

Highfire
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1. Trying to do the Matrix with a toy gun.
2. Using CD covers as boards to kick and chop with as they are thrown to you by a friend.
3. Put one of your possessions in a shelf, ask how much it's worth, when they tell you say "Thank you..." and walk out. I suppose you can't get kicked out then though.
4. Put on a CD and dance to it when it hasn't been bought.
5. Ask how to open the cash register, and then point and yell "UFO!"

- H

jkmadman1
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Go up to random people yell big foot to them, throw something at them and run away.

Holden012
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Put 24 packets of condoms in random trolleys

When someone speaks over loud speaker get on floor and rock back and forth and say OH NO It's Those Voices Again!

Dart around suspiciously whistling the mission impossible theme

Hide In the clothes rack and yell out pick me!

Get some friends and have a Trolley Race!

Walk around turning on every toy that talks and makes noises.

Holden012
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Go into the change rooms and yell out Hey theres No Toilet Paper In Here!!

^^ Classic

samw100
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go around slaping people
throw chickens at people
knock stuff off the isles
take a crap in all isles
just run up to people say i like bananas

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