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A friend of mine once in class he was writing on the board and because he knew how to solve a math problem he was doing it very fast and wrote 3+3=5

"hey man, Did you know there were turkies in Tiberius?"
-one of the best ever
there are turkies in tiberius.

I once heard a guy on a phone say "so the door handle turns to the left right?"

go to my about and read aboout the contest (wjile your there please joim it), theres an example and on it it has a alot of the word crazy. it is so hilarious! i made it up.

I once killed a man in Reno because all you can eat means ALL YOU CAN EAT.

I said (prepare yourself) "If you died nobody would notice, and if they did notice then they wouldn't care, and if they did care then they wouldn't notice because no one really cares for you at all.

Geez! Qwerty's HARSH

Here is a bunch of funny quotes I have heard. They are from my Book of Odd Quotes

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I do lots of hair on him
-Estel
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Cholokid. Fresh from the cooler.
-Strop
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i bet that was one sexy table
-Skater_Kid_Who_Pwns
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You would see me dancing in my underwear
to Hannah Montana
-Kevin44
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My butt hurts arwarwarwarwarw!!!
-Cenere
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Also I feel fat and sassy.
-CrimsonBlade55
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Alright then, but now we wait, until it wiggles
-Danstanta
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Yeah, Canada home of the tiny straws. I wonder if
they are trying to tell us something?
-Cholokid
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did you know i had a butt in my hat? It pooped
when i put my hat on...
-Zega
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*get's attacked by random amount of nothing, trips,
falls, get's decapitated and lays on the ground
motionless*

Oh %$@#
-Ricador
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already two entries for me to read tomorrow
when my brain isn't tired goosh
-Zophia
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it might be an idea to make a stinky
-Septua
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*Screams*
Nazis!
To war with London!
-Flappybob999
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get your butt out of your ears dats dumb

what the... who just grabbed my sack? (and by that I mean a sack full of garbage, someone ran over and grabbed it...)

huh? what r u guys on about?

Oh, I have... Too many:

I feel like Winnie the Pooh

Stripes? Like a giraffe?

I think I'm soaring

*Screams*
Nazis!
To war with London!

Well i once managed to persuade some american tourists that i was the president of nigeria and that the houses of parliament were called gotham city.

@Cholokid: Oi when did i wrote that O.o cannot remember must drink more coffee...

Waaay back when i was like 10yrs old orso i was sleepwalking and asked my mom while i was sleepwalking:
Mom where are those shoes?...
Mom: what shoes?
Me: you know those shoes wich make you fly.
Mom looks at me silly..
Me: Sigh you know those shoes of pinoccio..

Mom takes me to the bathroom and afterthat sends me back to bed. Next morning i couldnt remember a thing O.o.

Sep

"How do you open this umbrella? And what is this button for?"

Not familiar with those button umbrellas when I was younger.