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Destor
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So. This is a list of things that happen when you spend too much time on armorgames. This isn't supposed to be serious. It's supposed to give people a few lolz. Just add to the list, but make sure to copy/paste the whole thing before you add, just for posterity.

You know you've spent too much time on Armor when
1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read oooonnneee mmmooorrreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.

Enjoy the list, and add more!

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.

#52 is really good.

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Rofl!

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life

crimsonblade55
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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. You have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
55. You know what all the admins look like
56. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
57. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
58. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
59. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
60. You know all of the top 100 personally
61. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
62. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
63. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
64. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
65. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)

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ahh man I got ninja'd let me fix this then(and delete the last one)

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)

TSL3_needed
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TSL3_needed
5,582 posts
0

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG.

fluffybunny422
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fluffybunny422
1,185 posts
505

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a threat called, You know you've spent too muchh time on armor...

Darkroot
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Darkroot
2,779 posts
1,120

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too muchh time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.

The_AG_King
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The_AG_King
324 posts
260

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too muchh time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.

arkaninerenegade
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arkaninerenegade
794 posts
150

1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too muchh time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King

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1. You have spent over 24 hours trying to get all the achievements on Sonny 2.
2. You would like to go outside, but you just want to read ooonnneee mmooorreeee page on that thread.
3. You can't recall what the sun looks like
4. The "clink clash clink" noises from the armor logo are stuck in your head. Permanently.
5. You start to dream about different ways to get that last achievement in Sonny 2.
6. You think hedgehogs look like the one in Hedgehog Launch.
7. You start to dream of having more Armor Points than firetail-madness.
8. You have nightmares about a mod swinging his/her Banhammer at you furiously
9. You have a phobia of ninja horses dressed in skimpy nurse outfits giving you your shots.
10. When you wake up to see what's new , and then go back to sleep again.
11. When you have ArmorGames as your homepage.
12. When you start taking time out of your day to set up a scenario where you defend yourself from zombies and get to safe land.
13. When you forget you have friends in different states you were just in, other than on AG.
14. When you think each day lived equals one AP.
15. When every time someone insults you, you take a flag and start poking it with your finger.
16. When you carry a tape recorder with you, just in case you wake up on a boat with nothing but a pipe...
17. Your one goal in life is to 1-hit the Baron
18. When you have the AG logo in your desktop
19. When you get ninja'd by other users in a thread.
20. You can't stand people who have NG accounts
21. You wear a shirt that says "Armor pwns NG and Kong"
22. You bought something from the shop.
23. You dream that you are Sonny
24. You worry if what you say next will get you banned or not... In real life
25. You no longer are a flash "gamer" you are a flash "master"
26. When You call your dad "Mcneely" and your mom "Carlie."
27. When you start building your life around the time you spend on Armor
28. When you finally realize why your ex dumped you... and the reason is being here too much.
29. When someone bullies you, you start shouting:"Mods, ban this freaking noob!"
30. When you have had your account banned to keep you away... But you make a new account because you just can't stay gone.
31. When you start seeing elephants instead of people
32. When you start posting about Sonny too much on this topic.
33. When your on AG 24/7.
34. When you move your fridge next to the computer to avoid moving away from the screen.
35. When you brag about your AP
36. You start seeing pink elephants even though your not drunk.
37. You get seizures from simple flashes of light.
38. You hide your laptop under your bed so when your parents leave you can get back on AG.
39. You ask Greg why don't points on Kong have any use, like on Armor Games.
40. You can't tell the difference between a Computer Game and a Normal Game
41. You have a girlfriend/boyfriend on AG but you don't really know him/her
42. When you look at your browsing history and see nothing that isn't AG for the past month
43. When you try to work around the censor in real life
44. When you can recite your and 10 other peoples abouts, but not the pledge of allegiance.
45. Wean you earn 500 AP a day.
46. Your best friend is the game account "ArmorGames"
47. You always carry a laptop with you everywhere you go so you don't have to leave AG
48. You wear an adult diaper so you don't need to go to the toilet.
49. You have killed 2,000,000 zombies on the Last Stand 2.
50. You dress up as Sonny for halloween.
51. YOu have over 4,000 posts and 3,000 comments. Oh shi-
52. You wear a hat matching your rank around in real life.
53. You keep dreaming about the Civil war in 2-D animation.
54. Even your imaginary friends left you because you played ArmorGames too much.
55. Okay, #54 was only because you were too busy playing Armor to make an imaginary friend.
56. When you call a police officer a mod.
57. When you throw a rage every time you talk because you didn't get AP for it...in real life
58. When you know the real names of half the mods and admins
59. You know what all the admins look like
60. You can recite the address of the Armor Office off the top of your head
61. You create a toolbar for the site...oh wait
62. You know all youtube channels made for Armor Games
63. You know more about the switchfoot incident then of Rick Rolling
64. You know all of the top 100 personally
65. You have never gone on 4chan, youtube, Newgrounds, Kongregate, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter, Google, or Yahoo because you have no time for any site except Armor Games
66. You create gingerbread cookies at Christmas that look like the mods
67. You stalk Dan McNeely(You know who you are)
68. You have built a barricade in the front of your house because you think your the guy from the Last Stand
69. You name all your children and pets after popular flash games(I SAID NO COOKIES SONNY!!!!)
70. When you have the map of Armor Games as your desktop background.
71. When your only friends are on AG
72. When you make a thread called, You know you've spent too muchh time on armor...
73 When you visit AG at school..all the time.
74. When uyou read all the pages in the WoM thread.
75. When your name is The_AG_King
76. You make a huge part wean you rank up.
77. If your banned, then its like u have no reasons to exist

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76. You make a huge part wean you rank up.


I mean party
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