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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SoulHack117
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Nomad

kill life... then sleep with your wife.

If life gives you an unstable proton pack and you cross the streams...

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

kick it to soul hack and watch him explode.

if life turned to hell...

quickshift
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quickshift
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Nomad

Turn to heaven

If life was fun and games...

SoulHack117
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Nomad

Then have fun.

If live soul hacks you...

hardcore
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hardcore
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Jester

i know it has nothing to with this but ...

potatoe


is it spelled right ... ?

anyway : i'd eat it

if life eat's your soul and dump's it somewhere.
Noxxrog
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Peasant

Be a ghost and wander to your girlfriends room and steal her underwear

if life give you a pie...

sinopoli32
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sinopoli32
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Nomad

throw it, eat it, or blow it up with a bomb

if life game you an angry pie-faced guy...

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

throw him at poison arrow.

if life makes the universe explode...

darknessnerd
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darknessnerd
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Nomad

Just let it explode.

If life give you evil maths books....

JJ52
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JJ52
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Nomad

throw them in a fire

If life gives you a mass murder with a bazooka and locks you in a room with him...

Sanitoeter
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Sanitoeter
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Nomad

...Just call Inspector Sledge Hammer (from the TV-Series^^).

If Life gives you inspector Sledge Hammer,...

josephw627
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josephw627
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Nomad

use him as a punching bag

if life burns down your house....

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

take a bazooka and shoot down random houses.

if life made you eat a grenade...

Dragonhunter000
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Nomad

Then you would poop it out, since you never pulled the pin.

If life made you kill the president...

Sarthra21
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Nomad

I'd get that over with.

If life made you into a rubiks cube, and you could not turn back until you were solved...

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