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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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EpicGuy
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Nomad

Then Life needs to watch the news more often.

If Life sent you back in time with one mission: Kill John Connor...

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

you hire a terminator

if life made you jump from a bridge

supersonicsoldier
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supersonicsoldier
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Nomad

ask life to let the terminator help

if life gives you the technology to build a time machine but you only have a week to live

supersonicsoldier
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supersonicsoldier
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Nomad

opps sorry

[i]if life made you jump from a bridge

bring a parachute

hypoxia
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hypoxia
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Nomad

i would Sell the time machine

If life gave you a bomb...

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

you use the time machine to live again and again and again

XxPROxX
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XxPROxX
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Nomad

k i guess im startin at "if life gives you a bomb"

run!!!

if life gives you a cute little puppy and kitten

OperationNilo
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Shepherd

i make the puppy eat the kitten

if life gives you a ferrari

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Hope it's an Enzo and you have a driver's license. (Or a chauffeur)

If life gives you a cow...

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Make some chocolate milk.

If life gave a Tostitos...

JJ52
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JJ52
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Nomad

Make some chocolate milk.


Only if its a brown cow, And i know these things cause my family owned one of the worlds biggest/ famousest cow farm(not serious about the brown cow, but the rest is true.)

If life gave a Tostitos...


buy some cheese dip and eat them!

If life made you have asthma and have to run several miles...
firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Deject...

If life gave you your dream girl...

tank88
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Blacksmith

then live life now

if life gave you piano falling from the sky...

Maverick4
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Peasant

Play dramatic music then step 3 and a half feet to the left.

If life gave you 2 quarters, 4 nickles, 9 dimes and 3 euros and a ruple

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

say what?

if life wields a gun and starts shooting your friend...

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