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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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SportShark
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Blow stuff up.

If life makes your pants catch on fire?

armorplayergc
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Jump on the river

If life makes you feel sad?

akshobhya
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Try to cheer up yourself......
If life makes you celebrate Diwali.....

armorplayergc
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Celebrate everything as long as you can!

If life makes you anxious for December?

akshobhya
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Control the anxiety as long as you can.

If life makes you to run for 3000 miles?

armorplayergc
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Run very fast, so you can finish the task faster

If life makes you feel worried?

akshobhya
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Watch Comedy and be happy!
It life makes you feel desperate?

armorplayergc
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Try to stay calm as soon as you can!

If life makes you tired?

akshobhya
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Drink Red Bull!
If life kills you?

armorplayergc
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Respawn like a boss!

If life makes you laugh when it's not a good time to laugh?

SportShark
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Bard

Slap the people who shoot angry looks at you.

If life makes you wait around all day?

Witigen
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Screw it and call my friends, have a wild time.

If life makes you go see Foodfight! in a locked movie theater?

If you do not know what Foodfight! is, it is this.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg/220px-Foodfight%21_DVD_cover.jpg

SportShark
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Throw food at the screen.

If life gets you stuck on top of a train.

armorplayergc
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Hope you have good luck to survive that...

If life makes you feel like someone is watching you to learn your secrets and say bad things about you to everyone?

SportShark
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Make yourself feel better by breaking their knees with a baseball bat.

If life makes you feel alienated and invisible...

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