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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Hectikk
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Punce life in the face.

If life tries to eat your cat...

knight_34
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If life has just fooled you into drinking a glass of juice laced with poison...

knight_34
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I forgot something.

I have no cat! It is a lie! Life must be insane!

If life just fooled you into drinking a glass of juice laced with poison...

Rale_King
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Then you drink the antidote.

If life just sent evil aliens to burn you...

Ithae
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Then you hit them with a SURPRISE STAPLER!!!

If life gives you headphones...

knight_34
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Use them and embrace the power!

IF LIFE MAKES YOU TALK LIKE THIS...

Rale_King
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Then you listen to some music.

If life gives you a zombie pet...

Rale_King
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Then you turn of the caps lock key.

If life gives you a zombie pet..

PrettyPro
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then run away

if life gives you a zombie pet...

Ithae
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Ithae
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Then run away.

If life gives you poop...

PrettyPro
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PrettyPro
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then you to the bath room

if life gives you a cake taller then u.......

Ithae
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Ithae
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Share it with Africa

I life gives you Sonny 5 when Sonny 3 and 4 haven't come out...

StormBilly2
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laugh at every1n else

If life sucks

Dragonhunter000
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Then suck it up like a man (or women)


If life gives you a headache.

firetail_madness
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Stay in bed.

If life made you age faster...

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