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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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wipe42
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Then run like a crazy man.

If life trys to kill you......

xShinigami
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I'll just make it easier and suicide.
if life was a game such as world of warcraft ..

wipe42
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Peasant

Then I would beat everything up with my magic.

If life wasn't real.....

sonicheroes95
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look for a dragon and become friends with it.(never heard of world of warcraft)

if life turns to death...

firetail_madness
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Well, if life wasn't real and turns to death is the same thing. The HORROR!

If life made you watch Twilight...

Sarthra21
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I would shoot my self.

If life gave you Emma Watson...

firetail_madness
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(censor) Joking.

If life gave you a hammer and your worst enemy...

Ithae
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Peasant

I break their foot.

If life gives you a stapler and a hot dog...

firetail_madness
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Eat the hot dog than use the stapler as a gun.

If life equipped a stapler with a trigger and explosive staples...

Ithae
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Peasant

I would hold up a bank with that stapler and when they start laughing I shoot and blow up the safe.

If life gives you the moon....

kyledaking
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i would eat it until its in its first stage so it makes my science test easier to write.


if life gives you Pamela Anderson and Brittney Spears and one staple in a staple gun......

Ithae
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Id kill Britteny Spears

If life gave you nothing....

firetail_madness
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Dang it...

If life gave you something, and that something was nothing...

Maverick4
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Theres something in nothing and nothing in something. The only thing something and nothing have in commom is 'thing', which is obviously a random object. There fore, nothing really is something, and something is nothing. Nothing is a thing, with therfore creats a circle, where everything is something and nothing. Which means the rich are poor, and the poor are rich, since no money is money, and money is no money. /end lesson

If life made something nothing and nothing something...

firetail_madness
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Than forget that rant forever.

If life made 500 rants for you to repeat each 500 times...

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