In the year of 2005 Chuck Norris went into the ad business for work-out machines...in the act over the past few years people who have watched these ad's have all died cause of the awesomeness Chuck Norris gives off...his work-out has killed over 25000 people, The Chuck Norris add will kill you.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi. Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode. The air around Chuck Norris is always a balmy 78 degrees. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken. Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris once met an alien that looked a lot like us humans. Or, at least until Chuck round house kicked it in the face. Its new face was captured brilliantly in E.T.