Scientist discoverd that the world was shifted after thousands of years...it was said that the U.S. was on the other side of the world thousands of years ago, they said it was do to tectonic plates shifting under the soil of the ground deep byt he core of the earth...they were wrong Chuck Norris just RHK the core and turned it upside down.
Chuck Norris is so hot he can catch a cold in hell. no homo
When Chuck Norris texts his signature is ~Chuck Norris~
Because of the left over essence of awesomeness given off by Chuck Norris if effected with this awesomeness you may get cancer or a raging case of crabs
when chuck norris feels sad, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face and feels happier because he knows he the only person in the world who can surivive his deadly kick