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OK guys so I was inspired by the Rice Rap thread to start this contest. I don't know if it's been done before but since it doesn't seem to be active, here's a new one. There is no prize yet, as I just randomly started it.
Theme: Rice.
BTW, the rhyme scheme can be whatever you want it to be, as long as it's in a way that someone can rap it. Good luck. Deadline=Next Sunday at 1:00 PM AG time.
PS: Me is judge =P.
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Yep. I can screw up grammar easily.
I was tryin to make it in the 'rap' theme. Anyways, instead of making rap, I will just listen XD
Alright. I get it. You're acting this way on purpose and in order to spam. Please stop. Thanks.
No, he's right. It doesn't rhyme.
Yep. I can screw up grammar easily.
I was tryin to make it in the 'rap' theme. Anyways, instead of making rap, I will just listen XD
Aww... I'll miss your raps...
No, he's right. It doesn't rhyme.
Yes it does! There's even a website! It's called awesomepossum or something like that! It does rhyme! Stop screwing with my head! =P
Yep. I can screw up grammar easily.
I was tryin to make it in the 'rap' theme. Anyways, instead of making rap, I will just listen XD
Keep the poor grammar, it gives it personality.
XD geez, I might come by and make one later. just not right now lolz =3 and Soccer is a kind of hard theme... I got a locker for soccer you mocker. lmfao. That is about as good as it gets from me.
snuggems you scare me. o.o
Just cuz it is rap doesn't mean you have to have such profanity...
Lol yeah... so much words snuggems...
Anyway is anyone gonna judge this thing or what?
Anyway is anyone gonna judge this thing or what?
I am the judge. And the deadline isn't until Sunday, so there's plenty of time for more entries and everything. There haven't been a lot this week...maybe soccer is just too hard of a subject. I might have to extend the deadline to compensate for the lack of entries.
Yea, soccer, the name of the game,
they got flops, fights, and so much fame.
The ball flys past,
the feet run fast,
the players speed, and strength wont last.
Sooner or later, they'll get tired,
And eventually they'll get fired.
But enough of this, i hate soccer,
So many fake injuries, and all of the fokers,
act like their hurt so the player gets a red card,
He's out of the game, and he aint gonna let it pass,
In a while, he's gonna kick your @$$.
eh, never been really good at this kinda stuff... lol
OK then guys. The deadline has passed, time for judging!
Because I am stressed for time right now, I will only post the top three. I will post the runner-ups and whatnot at a later date. Thanks. =P
In 3rd Place-Trumpetfury
Yea, soccer, the name of the game,
they got flops, fights, and so much fame.
The ball flys past,
the feet run fast,
the players speed, and strength wont last.
Sooner or later, they'll get tired,
And eventually they'll get fired.
But enough of this, i hate soccer,
So many fake injuries, and all of the fokers,
act like their hurt so the player gets a red card,
He's out of the game, and he aint gonna let it pass,
In a while, he's gonna kick your @$$.
While not the best ever, it was still a pretty good poem. Good job =P.
Second Place-1337Player
SOCCER RAP (By 1337 ft No one)
Hey! Let's get our game on.
This is for all you athletes!
As I walk through the hall
I saw the soccer ball
Waiting to be kicked.
I was very appealed
When a naked man ran on the field
I'm like, "WHAT THE FRICK?"
And I saw his tiny d***
[Chorus]
Anything can happen in soccer.
(Anything can happen in soccer)
I see you kickin' your locker
When you lose your game,
And you lose your fame.
Anything can happen in soccer.
(Anything can happen in soccer)
I said YEAH.
Soccer isn't like baseball,
or basketball.
Soccer, is what we call football.
When I kick the ball.
And it doesn't go in the goal,
Everyone goes "lol!" (It's pronounced how it's spelled)
[Chorus x2]
Not bad. And it does have a certain rhythm to it. Nice work.
First Place-PossibleInstability
Yeah! You ready?
Let's do this!
Ye! Ye!
Twenty-Ten!
We own this!
Y'all ain't got nothin' on us!
This is our sport!
We own this, we OWN this!
All you Americans, think you're so coo'
"Hey, are you fighting? Can we play too?"
Always tryna prove that yo d*cks ain't small
Well now I've got somethin' to tell y'all
You got the biggest guns and your fake a*s tans
Got your pants round your knees thinkin' you're the man
Showin' off your plumage, for all to see
My baby sister could beat you and she's only 3
But when it comes to the area that matters most
America's the one country that cannot boast
Soccer, wait, what is that?
Motha' f*ckin' football is where it's at
We own this sport, yeah we the kings
Got all our best players walkin' round in slings
Oh didn't you know? That's how you play football
You see a guy near you and you take a fall
Just scream and whine and grab your knee
Make sure to take to point out that ******* #3
Good goin' kid, he got a yellow card
Jerk deserved it, he hit you hard
Chorus:
So I put my hands up
They're playin' my song,
And the butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like "Yeah"
Moving my hips like "Yeah"
And I got my hands up,
They're playin' my song
I know I'm gonna be okay
It's halftime now, 8 players downed
No wonder our team's so renowned
Got so many free kicks, no way we can lose
For sure this match'll be on the news
'Cause we're playing our hearts out, and that's a fact
Hell our defender pretended that his hip was cracked
You might as well quit, 'cause you can't compete
All your players suck, they're always on their feet
You've gotta get into the spirit of the game
Just cheat and lie for personal gain
[Chorus]
We won the match, no surprise
Coulda seen that coming if I was short two eyes
If you'll excuse us, we've gotta run around and act real proud
I do it for the fans, who cheer so loud
They really love us, though I don't know why
I haven't tried in a game since '95
If you come to a game, there's really nothing to see
This s*it's faker than WWE
Oh well, might as well what team's next to kill
"S*it, guys? We're playing Brazil"
[Chorus]
[Fade out]
Yeah!
Brrap! Brrap!
How it's done!
Ha! Ha!
You know it!
Always on top!
Although it completely hates on America, I still love it. It's simply exceptional. Fantastic job. It was really good. And the Miley Cyrus rip-off made it even better. =P
Anyways, new theme:Basketball! This should be an easy one.
Deadline: Next Sunday. Good luck. =P
Dude,did you just not place me because I said possum didn't rhyme with awesome? Fucking corrupt system. We need a new judge this is bullshit.
You wonder why nobody entered? Your themes suck. Seeing as I won last round I feel that I have the right to assign the next theme. That being said, the next theme is: Organized Crime.
Dude,did you just not place me because I said possum didn't rhyme with awesome? ****ing corrupt system. We need a new judge this is bull****.
Actually, that's not why. You got fourth.
You wonder why nobody entered? Your themes suck. Seeing as I won last round I feel that I have the right to assign the next theme. That being said, the next theme is: Organized Crime.
You do not get to pick the next theme. Sorry, that's not how it works. I also believe you were the one that said my soccer theme was awesome?
This has all the makings of a hit rap song; hating on others, unnecessary yelling
So yea...
You do not get to pick the next theme. Sorry, that's not how it works. I also believe you were the one that said my soccer theme was awesome?
No. That is how it works. Organized Crime is a MUCH better theme than basketball. He won, he chooses. Stop being corrupt.
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