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This argument is getting annoying. Oh well. Arguments are arguments.
I don't think I'll make a rap for this one. I'm a little wiped out from the last one...

Hey possum, who you think you are?
chillin out maxing relaxin all cool
shootin some b-ball outside of school
when a couple of guys who were up to no good
started makin trouble in your neighbor hood
you got in one little fight, and you got scared
'said "the mods will get these guys out of my hair"

whistled for strop and when he came near,
the horse said "what?" and put rice in his ear
if anything I could say you thought he was god
but i said, dude relax, hes just a mod.

you linked to this thread, he thought "great"
yelled to thepossum "cholo and I date"
looked at this thread he still didn't care
looks like this place, just got Bel-air'd.

I'm the best of the best no one can match with me.
Latch with me.
There ain't no attatchin to me.
I'll dribble past you.
And i'll dribble past you.
man, you know there is not ONE thing you can do.
They LJ is the best
I'll slap him away like he's some kid of pest.
I'll dunk in your face.
Like Howard regular pace.
I'm a flash on the court.
yet you treat me like a rash.
Go home and cry.

Im the best.

I'm the best of the best no one can match with me.
Latch with me.
There ain't no attatchin to me.
I'll dribble past you.
And i'll dribble past you.
man, you know there is not ONE thing you can do.
They say LJ is the best
I'll slap him away like he's some kid of pest.
I'll dunk in your face.
Like Howard regular pace.
I'm a flash on the court.
yet you treat me like a rash.

Sorry for double post but I had to make a little change.
Go home and cry.
Im the best.

Cholo, that entire rap is a rip-off, but I'll count it because of a few modifications.

Cholo, that entire rap is a rip-off, but I'll count it because of a few modifications.

Here's a little something to get you guys rolling. I went with the organized crime thing because it was obviously the better of the two choices.


Wake up early in the mornin' and I put on my tie
You know I'm goin' into town so I gotta look fly
I grab my briefcase then I hop in my Audi
Bring an extra shirt or three cause this shit's about to get rowdy
While I'm on my way stop at Mickey D's
Cause it's my turn to pick up coffee for the fellows and me
Park my car outside with a few minutes to spare
And walk through the door with a nonchalant air
Put a few mil on Coca-Cola, a few more on Spin
Then I just kick back and watch the cash roll in
Kids lookin' up at me, like I'm some kind of god
It's really nothing, just a little stock market fraud

I wake up in the mornin' park the w**re in the garage
I don my corporate, urban camouflage
I don't deal my wrath with a bullet barrage
instead some civilized espionage

yeah, the only place I swim is a la ma plage
I end every day with a groin massage
I deal in the art of sabotage
Ponzi's the main homie in my entourage

but enough of this deceptive rhyme montage
I gotta get this off my chest like a gastric lavage
destroyin' misconceptions with an abatage
this offtopicness's turnin' into a badinage

I ain't some two-bit corporate hawk
I'm an NBA star, I make all mah fans gawk

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Related to basketball, no?

Related to basketball, no?

Guys... so immature. XP
PI, kudos for keeping on going in the face of defeat, but it is getting annoying now.
Possums thread, possums theme.
Dont like it then leave.

And alt, all I can say is wow... T T

Here's a little something to get you guys rolling. I went with the organized crime thing because it was obviously the better of the two choices.

And alt, all I can say is wow... T T

Omg Alt, I ain't a rapper but looking at this thread always takes a good laugh out of me.
That's fantastic, and hilarious. Terrific job on the rhyme part hahaha...
I'm not gangsta enough to rap^^
But I *may* try...soon, pretty soon....

He was a fast machine
He kept his motor clean
He was the best damn mod that I ever seen
He had those sleepless eyes
Telling us no lies
Flamin' me out with some Danish sighs
Banning more than his share
Had me fighting for air
He told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the text starts shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it and Cen -

Banned me all week long
Yeah you banned me all week long

my name is adolf, and id like to attest
organizing crimes is what i do best
talkin to the public bout some crazy new shit
some fucked up thing called the final solution
together as a nation, we must stand
create a master race, yeah thats the plan
no niggers, no spics, no gays and no jews
only my aryan brothers who pick and choose
so come my brothers, march with me
as we represent mother fucking germany

chorus:

youre no competition at all, youve got no skill
im a fucking Nazi man, illest of the ill
lay your familys corpses out on the lawn
parading around your town with my bitch eva braun
youve just been told, now step off the mic
unless youre a member of the third fucking reich

paraded through belgium like my nieces birthday party
stomped on their little towns with a laugh so hearty
i played around a bit, watched jaws drop in shock
shits getting serious now, time to pull up my socks
made a b-line for the land of wine and cheese
in just a couple of days they were begging âno, pleaseâ
i payed no attention and gassed the lot
let be a warning to all of the others, i thought
i stood back on my land, whoâs next to kill?
and in an instant it came, mother fucking churchill

[chorus]

we rocked the b to the l to the i-t-z
cruise over the channel in my heinkel h-e
we bombed some civilians, cause thats my style
every command issued was met with a simple âsieg heilâ
so i turned around and focussed on the east
time to try and vanquish the communist beast
turns that barbarossa was a disaster
i didnt get none of that shit i was after
i just couldnt take all of this bad news
so i sat back in my chair and roasted some jews

[chorus x2]