The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak Weapons Equipped: Beam Star: Power Level 3 Beam Spreader: Power Level 2 Fatigue: 35/75
You equip the sitar and take the hand. By the way, both beam weapons just powered up. There appears to be a medical supplies room nearby, and you feel kinda woozy after that battle.
Hey, I'll be the one who makes the other characters have dialogue.
Jack: I know of a lift we can take to the surface. One Metitan wouldn't be able to open it, so I came here to release Wrognak. Unfortunately, He was killed, as you just witnessed. Poor second-generation breed... Before we continue, I think you had some questions earlier. Is there anything you want to know?
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak Weapons Equipped: Beam Star: Power Level 3 Beam Spreader: Power Level 2 Sitar: 300/300 Mana Fatigue: 0/75
You take some medical supplies with you and heal yourself. You also notice what looks like an arm brace, some zip-ties and a bottle of Kludge Extra-stick adhesive.
