The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
death claw? this must be fallout 3! put on my combat armor and pull out my combat shotgun! then say hai to demyx while obnoxiously getting in the way using that to pick pocket him and book it! leaving epic fail guy to mess up his attacks with this
You don't have a high enough sneak skill to preform a Shady Sand Shuffle.
Also, this is working on New Vegas logic ATM, to you somehow get the Van Graff armor and a Caravan Shotgun. Maybe heavy armor contributed to the fail, eh?
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak Weapons Equipped: Beam Star: Power Level 3 Beam Spreader: Power Level 2 Sitar: 300/300 Mana Fatigue: 0/75
You can tell that the claws that ripped through concrete could rip through the metal hatch, but just swinging the hand wouldn't allow you to put enough force into it.
equip my incinerator and look for some form of rocket factory with ghouls upfront ! also the shady sands shuffle is when you put a nade in the pocket not take st00f out D:
Nameemyx Athlete:2 Mind:9 Body:6 Race:Youtubian Job:Vansibane Armor: Standard Cloak Weapons Equipped: Beam Star: Power Level 3 Beam Spreader: Power Level 2 Sitar: 300/300 Mana Fatigue: 0/75
It seems to have the a recipe for a gauntlet. It has a fork as the weapon, but the notes mention desires to replace the fork with a hand similar to the monster's, which the note-taker calls a Deathclaw.
