The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet Name: Athlete: Mind: Body: Race: Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2, Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
You check the locker, and find the Hazard Body Armor. However, it appears to be the wrong type: this is security guard ammo. However, there should be a way to change it: Phillip was able to make a BFG9000 a Mechanical type.
You go back to the island, but teh attacked Crab chains have disappeared. There is, however, a time portal nearby. Maybe you can try placing a remote beacon from the crabshot to that portal...
You ask around, but no one here is a scientist (They're all holed up in Lambda). However, a Vansibane points you in the direction of the Transmogrification machine...
You walk over to a padded part of wall that the Vansibanes use for bashing their heads against the wall out of futility. You bump into the wall trying to get to the other side several times, but to no avail. You could make this work if you had the ShadoShawl, but that's up a rank. Didn't your officer say you would get something special today? Maybe he's in the lobby...
You see the Transmogrification machine. You would be able to morph the PDA, if you had a Gear nearby. And in fact, you do! You save the original blueprint and make the Mecha PDA (The last PDA with a gear on the back)!
