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The Armature Incident: an incident that was part of what sent Memetia tumbling into the Crysis period. The Crysis period lasted 50 years, until the Cheezburgian underground movement launched the first colony ship into space, named Hapy Landing. But, the Crysis and Imperical periods are for a later time... For now, we should delve into the Armature incident.
Character Sheet
Name:
Athlete:
Mind:
Body:
Race:
Job:
(Stats cannot go below 1. But still, prepare for... Unforseen consequences.)
Name: Kinda self-explanatory.
Athlete: Speed and Endurance. Some things can only be avoided by straight running.
Body: Strength and Aim. You may have to fight something off...
Mind: Intelligence and Charisma. What's a good game without a puzzle?
Race: What part of memetia you Hail from.
Cheezburgian: The most well-liked of anyone. Also, runs faster than average, but not as well toned. Body 4, Athlete 6, Mind 7
Chanian: Generally hated and stupid, they bulk up to Hulkish levels to compensate. Body 8, Athlete 6, Mind 3
Youtubian: An intelligent group who gains a little extra power from their mass. However, they have weak cardio. Body 6, Athlete 2,
Mind 9
Critizuelan: Those who excel by not excelling. Body 5, Athlete 5, Mind 5
Job: What you do in Armature.
Security: The people who keep the labs safe. Can use Large weapons. +2 body, +2 Athlete, -4 Mind.
Scientist: The real eggheads or the place. Can use Tech weapons. -1 Body, -1 Athlete, +2 Mind
Science Assistant: People who help the scientists with daily work. Can use Mechanized weapons. +2 body, -2 Athlete, +1 Mind
Vansibane: No one is sure what they do. Can use Unconventional weapons. -2 body, +3 Athlete, -1 Mind
Example sheet
Name: Mario
Athlete: 7
Mind: 4
Body: 6
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
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Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
i look at bob and ask him whats going on...
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Crabshot ammo: 8
You jump in the portal! BRUMMMMMM...
Awaiting other players...
******!
Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
He didn't just cross okay, he ran and jumped into the portal! Funny, since he has an athletic stat of 1...
Anyways, you jump into the portal! You and Phillip land in the Ess-Stet Vansibane quarters. Someone left the escape hatch open.
Demyx has initiated conversation with Bob!
Demyx: Bob! What the **** is going on?
Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Frog Buster ammo: 5
Sees what happened here, and sees no need ot invesigate. moves on
Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
i just jumped through a portal is what happened so what is going on with you guys?
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Crabshot ammo: 8
go trough the portal a couple more times and head to a vansbane crafter to see if he can make that a mech weapon
Name: Marcus
Athlete: 9
Mind: 6
Body: 2
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Vansibane
Frog Buster ammo: 5
You move up a level. It seems that you have arrived at whatever level I said that the Vansibanes could practice magic on. You here a *Bzzzzzzzz* nearby...
Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
No-one is paying attention to you. However, the bar looks real attractive...
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Crabshot ammo: 8
You go to the Vansibane cross-part mod machine. It allows you to change a weapon to another weapon type at the cost of another weapon of that type. Luckily, there are some PDAs, Weird Glowing Things and Counterweights on the table, but no chain assemblies. However, you can use the Crabshot to convert teh BFG into the Big Mechanical Force Gun.
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
Crabshot ammo: 8
oks
Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
screw this, i go back to my room and pratice playing my sitar.(note to self: don't force xemnas to sing "the 12 days of christmas"
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
BMFG ammo: 3
You have successfully converted the BFG9000 into the first edition of the BMFG! You put it away, and also find a free Assistant's Omni-Tool. It seems to have the Fix and Craft options enabled. By plugging in your PDA, you get the Call, Data and Teleport functions. you remember to set a beacon in teh bar.
You see McLoven in the bar, and Demyx walk in.
Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
You take the ladder down to level Ess-Stet. You don't even notice Marcus on the ladder.
In the Vansibane hall, you see Phillip crafting something over at the Crafting Machine and subsequently obtains an Omni-Tool.
In your room, you practice Sitar and successfully become immune to all damage when using Water Clones, also removing the distracting headaches. You look on your PC, and notice an alert that foreign creatures have entered every level except Ess-Stet. It also notes that there is a possible escape all the way on level Alpha-9, since this Armature building is pretty much lost.
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
BMFG ammo: 3
go take a couple shots at the bar say WAZZZZZUP to demyx and go practice shootin mah gun
Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
ok... i go down/up a level... (what ever is toward alpha-9)
Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
i ask the bartender if he knows anything
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
BMFG ammo: 2
After that stuff, you go practice your gun. You take down 200 targets at once and find that teh explosion resembles a certain vodka you know...
Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
You go up to the next level. It seems someone closed the door up, and this is that waste filled area. You think you can get some toxic-resistant armor. Go to locker?
Name: McLoven
Athlete: 4
Mind: 8
Body: 5
Race: Cheezburgian
Job: Science Assistant
The bartender tells you:
-Phillip seems to have some sort of bazooka. How can he carry Heavy Weapons? He's a Science Assistant.
-Something seems to have happened with the Vansibane computer.
-Demyx was here not too long ago, asking for directions to Alpha-9.
Namehillip
Athlete:1
Mind:10
Body:7
Race:youtubian
Job:scientists assistant
BMFG ammo: 2
omfgwtfbbq its my rocket vodka use any i have left for ammo and go back get hammered to get more free ones!
Nameemyx
Athlete:2
Mind:9
Body:6
Race:Youtubian
Job:Vansibane
yeah, i'll go their
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