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Yo mama is so fat she needs to exercise on a regular basis!
Yo mama so stinking that she needs to take a shower every time she exercise!
Yo mama is so stupid that she forgets to!

Yo mama so large and pale, Peta people tried to rescue her from the beach.
Yo mama so ugly, every time she looks in the mirror, she scares herself.
Yo mama so ugly, every mirror in her house is cracked.
Yo mama so heavy, the bus' tires go flat when she sits down.
Yo mama so gigantic, when she turns on the light, the moon orbits her.

yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came outa george washingtons nose

Yo mama so fast when she stood on the scale she saw her own phone number.
Yo mama so fat she had moons orbiting her.
You mama so fat when she fell in love it broke.

Yo mamas so Pungry, she ate him :O

Yo mama so fat every time she turns around its her birthday.
Yo mama so old she did track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl - I've always liked that one, it's the only "real" yo mama joke I can ever remember.

these you mama jokes are not to insult your mama its for amusement.

Yo mama's feet so big she needs license plates on her sneakers.

Yo mama so dumb when the weatherman said it was chilly outside she ran out with a bowl and spoon.

I saw yo mama kicking a garbage can down the street. I asked her what she was doing and she said "relocating."

Yo mama so cracked-out she could hula-hoop with a cheerio.

Yo mama's armpits so hairy it looks like she got Don King in a head-lock.

Yo mama so nasty you could plant daisies in her butt-crack.

Yo mama so ugly yo grandma had to feed her with a sling-shot.

Yo mama's like an old door knob, everyone gets a turn. (Maybe I should end on that note.)

Yo mamas so fat when she sits down in a movie theater she sits next to everyone.

Yo mamas so stupid when she heard most accidents occur withing one mile of home she moved.

Yo mamas so fat she replaced pluto.

rolf @ the Stephen Hawkings one.

yo mommas so fat that when she wore a pushup bra it broke in 2 seconds flat.

yo mommas so dumb that when she was playing blackjack at the casino, the guy next to her said 'hit me' so she did.

yo mommas so old that she still believes in jesus.

yo mommas so lonely, when shes feeling frisky she fakes likes shes drowning at the community pool so she can get mouth to mouth from the lifeguard.

@djfinalmix - it sounds like you've gathered these jokes from seeing it irl... LOL!

I thought of some more...

Yo mama so fat her blood type is chocolate.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so fat when she wears red, koolaid pays her for advertisement.

Yo mama so stupid she trips over a cordless phone.

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep-up on bath water.

Yo Mama So StupidI told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder.

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

yo mama so fat, dat when she jump 4 joy... she got stuck!!!