Yo mama so fat, people measure her in yards. Yo mama so fat, her liposuction needed liposuction. Yo mama so hairy, animal control threw her in with the apes. Yo mama so ugly, you need a tent to cover up her ugly face...on second thought, a soccer dome because she's so fat!
No, No end. Yo mama so fat, whenever she ran outside in a yellow raincoat everybody started yellin "TAXI!!!!!!TAXI!!!!!!!!!" Yo mama so fat i ran around her once and got lost. Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light, he asked her to move over a bit! Yo mama so poor, she put paper over the TV and said look! We got paperview! Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch! Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.... Yo mama so fat that when he farts, people accuse her of global warming! Yo mama's a** is so hairy, Don King popped out and said, "ONLY IN AMERICA!!!!!!"!!!!!!!!! TOP IT PUNKS!!!!!!
yo mama's so ugly when she joined the ugly contest they said "sorry no professinals," yo mama's so ugly it looks like she fell off and ugly tre and hit every brach yo mama's so stupid she tried to put m&ms in aphibetical order yo mama's so bald wigs don't work
Yo momma's so fat when she sits on the bus she sits next to EVERYBODY. Yo momma's so fat when she goes to the beach the whales start singing "we are family"
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for petrol money.
