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yo momma so nasty, she use ice to keep her crabs fresh


oh snap.

yo mamma so fat when she joined the fat contest she took first second and third
the sorry no professials thing is kinda old

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

This thread is great.

Yo mommas so dumb that when I asked her how she was doing, she said 'how I'm doin what?'

yo mommas so poor that when I was at her house there were 3 beans on the table. I took one and she said 'don't be greedy!'

yo momma so dumb she stared at a orange juice bottle for hours cause it said concentrate

Yo mamas so fat that it took two trains and a bus to get on her good side.

Yo mamas so fat that when I want to go surfing I slap her hip and ride the waves.

Yo mamas so fat that the tide comes in whenever she goes to the beach.

Yo mama so annoying she annoyed the annoying orange

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

Just correcting a some jokes a few pages back:

yo mommas so dumb that she has to put lipstick on her head just to 'make up her mind'.
Yo mommas so fat that when she went to the beach, blue whales beached themselves and said, 'We are family! Even though you're bigger than me'
yo mommas so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette on the floor she said 'hey, who turned off the heater?'

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.


Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo mama is so lazy she used a remote to operate the TV remote

Yo mama is so fat when a bus drove down her street she helled "stop that twinky"

STOP THAT TWINKY! Lol

ha ha we have an arsenal of Yo mama jokes.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mommas so dumb she got game over in sandbox mode.

Ah, I love yo momma jokes.

Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit.

Other: My mum is dead...

Oh...

*runs off*

yo momma so poor she licks other peoples fingers at kfc