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Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, when a school bus passed by, she chased it screamin TWINKIE!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to watch a movie, she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, you can roll over 10 times on her belly and still be in the middle.

Yo mama's so stupid she peed her pants when she got locked in a bathroom.

Yo mama's so stupid, she starved in a Kroger.

Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.

Yo Mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and it is still printing. =P

Yo mama's so fat her wedding ring is made out of Saturn's rings.

Your mother is so fat the escape velocity at her surface eceeds 3*10^8 m/s.
-Steven Hawking

i must say they are all funney i dont have any my self the
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Yo momma's so fat that sharcks don't eat her because it'd be bad for them

Yo mommas so greasy I gotta wipe down the TV every time she come on court TV.

Yo momma's so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

You momma so hairy, Chewy killed himself from jealousy!

You Momma so stupid, she tried to put m&M's in Alphbetical order.

You momma so stupid, she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Dunno if this has been said before, but I don't feel like looking through ten pages of yo mama jokes.

Yo mama's so fat and old, she owes Jesus five bucks.

Yeah, I'm not very good at these.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is a rock.

Yo mama so fat they had to put a speed bump in front of the buffet AND candy store.

Yo mama so poor i walked in the front door and tripped over the backyard fence.

Yo mama so poor robbers break in and leave money.

Yo mama so fat she runs after school busses full of white kids yelling 'STOP THAT TWINKIE'!

all of those after the top of my head, no joke sites (though might have learned a few from joke sites)

Not gonna look through 10 page but
"Your momma so fat when God said let there be light, he really meant for her to move."