I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're right. I highly doubt that either the chair or the box of chocolates would know "the girl" by name.

You are quite correct, Ernie. I wanted to show my appreciation for household items, since I doubt they get poems very often.

Greatness Tacky. Greatness. The haikus for the house are awesome.
And the seasonal poem was funny. I can't really get into the nitty gritty, but if you do a longer poem, I will.

Why, thank you, Moon. :D
Someone needs to give me some ideas on what kind of poem to do. Sonnet? Ode? Song lyrics? Some sets of couplets? Limericks?

Here's a limerick I wrote in elementary school:

Fox

There once was a very nice Fox.
He liked to pick up big rocks.
He threw them around,
They made a loud sound,
And he also lived in a box.

I know, I know. I was a brilliant poet back then. :P

Maybe I'll write some more Limericks later today. I'm in a limerick-y kind of mood.

Those are brilliant Tacky, that fox one was really good.
I'm not that good at poetry, most of the stuff poetry related I did when I was around 8.

Thanks, gameinator :D
And that's alright about the poetry thing. Some people are good at different things. I used to take dance lessons. D:

I absolutely hate learning dance.
You don't do anything but prance.
You twirl and you fall,
I don't learn anything at all,
You swish around as if in a trance.

Wow, that sucked. D:

Better than most of the poems I've wrote, they're pretty funny as well.

Ooooohohohohohohohohoh Do limericks.
Limericks are fun.
By the way, have you seen the Tanka Contest?

I am checking it out as of this moment. :D

Hey ya Tacky, in your Tanka, the last line is kinda funny :D

Choices that haunt us,
Choices that make us regret
The paths that we take.
It is better to simply
To never make decisions.

I think that

It is better to simply
Never make a decision.   

Would sound a bit better :O

I changed it, you butt. :/
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