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sinnikis
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sinnikis
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Nomad

How this works is you make a rap dissing the person above you.You try to insult them but nothing too mean.

Player 1: Im the best rapper you ever will see,
And thats cuz no ones better than me.
Ill beat you down and you'll end up in China!
Then I'll go buy dinner at a fancy Diner!

Player 2: Your raps are weak,
But mine are at their peak!
Its sad that you think you can win
Because your rhymes belong in a trash bin!

So that is how it works first person gets to diss me!And remember to rhyme!!!

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Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

I admit you have some game
But i must tell you its a shame
Your raps do not have grammar
So I'll throw you in the slammer
Nor can you spell
So I'll throw you down a well
For everyone, or for me
Use an apostrophe
And please don't forget
English is an asset
A tool to use properly,
Because rap is my property
and if you dont use it right
it shall spark a fight =D

Faunbard
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Faunbard
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Nomad

You're seem okay with me
Besides being a grammer nazi
This is rap not school
So stop trying to be a smart fool

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
6,257 posts
Farmer

Your rap is so small
How about give me a call
I will school you now
While you rap like a cow
You think you're so cool
While you insult school
But learn your A B Cs,
And maybe you wont get Ds
In rap
Use your thinking cap
Its a shame you'll stay the same
But where I come from, I have fame
I am the best and you better remember
School always starts in september

=D

pickpocket
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pickpocket
5,956 posts
Shepherd

alright then
prepare to be beaten
your a grammer nazi fool
and thats not cool
no likes ya, you killed the jews
now i dont mean to be mean
but man you are annoying me
you and your about spellen
im gonna have ta start yellen
am i bothering u?
am i annoying u?
spelling and grammer, lame
you gtta know how its done if ya want fame
now im not saying its not right
but i suggest you look somewhere else for a fight
check the poem threads
all you grammer heads
this aint school, lame
this is the house of pain!

sinnikis
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sinnikis
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Nomad

BUmp!!

pokemonfire
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pokemonfire
690 posts
Nomad

u is speakin trash like a car crash
your rhyme is not on time
and look at your rap its a peice of crap

just got dissed

pickpocket
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pickpocket
5,956 posts
Shepherd

That was sad
Oh so bad
Pokemon fire just hot put out
Now before you start to scream and pout
Learn to rhyme
And to keep time
And listen to mine
Cauz this is a real rap
Not some Pokemon crap
Have a seat
Ad take the heat!!!

crazyape
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crazyape
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Peasant

Get auf my lawn
You make me yawn
While I watch
Your head explodes like a crotch
Your inviggorating pain
Brings a flood of life into me again
As your blood stains the floor
I hear a knock at the door
It's death come to visit
It's not your time, is it?
What've you got to show
For trying to mess wit' my flow
What can you say
To redeem your soul this day
He's take your heart from in ya
I'm the hip-hop NINJA!!

pokemonfire
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pokemonfire
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Nomad

did you just dis the masta?!
take that crap and move fasta!
you aint cool go back to rap school!
lose the freaking gramma
or ill make yor face go blama!


just got dissed

pickpocket
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pickpocket
5,956 posts
Shepherd

crazyape that was awful
that reached a new low
thats worse than the pokemon fan
u guy cant rap, i can
i will beat your sorry behinds
you raps are way worse than mine
dont diss me
dont be a sissy
you say your a ninja
you lost didnt cha?
you cant diss me
you are as funny as can be
i will be you senseless
with my raps of epicness
my names pickpocket
and this is how to rock it

pokemonfire
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pokemonfire
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Nomad

whatcha say say again
SAY IT TO MY FACE
say it right now bouts to put you in ya place
just got burned by the flame
give this chick all the fame

Riptizoid101
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Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Your raps are lame and out of order
Why don't you go and hop the border
I yawn and I laugh at your failed attempt
Now you better apologize and repent
You cant rap so leave now, bro
Leave the game to the rapping pro
And sure I may be a grammar nazi
But who raps a word with itself? Not me
I know who does, and you know to
Why would you rhyme "u" with "u"?

pickpocket
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pickpocket
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Shepherd

You guys are boring me
Your raps are awful can't cha see?
You just dont get
So get ready and get set
Cauz here we go bros
Your raps make me go lolz
They still sound like poetry
Their are too bad to be
I suprissed your presistant
After raping like that people are gonna rant
"You hear those guys up before?"
"don't worry, pickpocket will settle the score!"
Yes I will and I can do more
But why waste my time
On guys who can't rhyme
Man you and your duck
You guys sucks
And the nazi and pikachu
They really suck too
So come bring it on
I'm gonna ring you like a gong!

sinnikis
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sinnikis
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Nomad

You say to bring it on
So imma bring o the flame
cuz your raps are really lame!
Last night i watched 8 mile
and their raps were pretty vile
nah no joke watch it
you little prit
cuz its a good movie
**** now i want a smoothie

Riptizoid101
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Farmer

Hey Pickpocket, you do not have flow
Unlike my rap, so watch the rhythm go
Your raps are so slow and elementary
Wear a tutu, it will be complementary
It only has bark and no bite at all
I'll be eating popcorn while you fall
Just because your rap is longer than mine
Doesn't mean you can rhyme after rhyme
I am Dr. Rip and you better listen to me
I am the rap god, and it ain't no blasphemy
My rap is so sick, but you have no clue
That I'm running laps right around you
I'm so famous I'm even on Wikipedia
When I take a piss, I'm followed by the media
They ask me what I think about your raps
You should really download some rhyming apps
Your teachers and parents are the one to blame
For why you are totally losing this game

=D

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