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That's not rapping
I'm gona be crying
If you keep whining
Your just ranting
Raps are short lines
Not big long crimes
So watch you rhymes
And try to keep time
Names pickpocket
You suck it
I rock it
I will beat you flat
Compared to me your a gnat
Your gona lose
Stop being a fool
Learn ta diss
And then come back miss

Oh pickpocket you never learn
Fame is the one thing that you yearn
I will diss you fool 'cause its my turn
I will sit back and watch you burn

You trying to rant on my sick verses?
While you sit back and chant some curses
Rap can be short, Rap can be long
But I hate watching you sing a song
Come on child, let me tell ya a story
Sorry to tell you but I will get the glory
You, however, will get a gory fate
I will send you back to hell's gate

I don't call my raps a diss
They're more than just to piss
Your raps show that your really nuts
Your arms reveal a lot of cuts
Are you an emo or a bully? no one knows
But hey I guess that's how life goes

Your insults have no punch to them
Your verses are something I condemn
I've heard better on sesame street
Horrible raps are what you secrete
I'm the elite and your the poser
The best raps are made by the composer
And you guessed right, that guy is me
I'm surprised you can even count to three

I know that I'm wasting my breath
Everybody knows you're tone deaf
You do not even compare
This rap battle is not fair
Everyone knows I would definitely win
You thought this was a house, but its an inn

Word =D

you dont understand
i will bounce back like a rubber band
your not sain
no your just a pain
your a stain
on my game
your as bad as rain
get out of my lane
you need to train
before you take me on
man your doing it all wrong
its just way too long
now your done
with having fun
this has been a home run
by pickpocket the pro
your finished yo

bump!

I was away for a really long time
But now I'm back, I'm here to rhyme
There are many things that are on my mind
You sound like you rapping deaf and blind
Your not worth the breath that I'm wasting
Have a knuckle sandwich you will be tasting

You just bumped the page a few minutes ago
I can't trust you as far as I can throw
Your not worth the matter that you fill
You do not compare to my skill
It's time to stop acting like an MC
My raps, however, have the remedy

Just leave now and don't come back
Everybody knows your raps are whack
You're raps are just an extra snack
I'm the main course, you thought I'd hack

You really think you're the beast, don't you?
Well, all I can say is, 'Sprechen sie duetsche?'
Out my fist comes, blazing with fire, right outta the blue
Yeah, right in the face, face, you squeal 'Eutche! Eutche!'

Yeah, I really hate to trip, but I gotta rope
Tied to a long two by four, tied to another one
With that rope 'round your neck, you ain't got no hope
'cause fat albert is on the other end, fool, you go'en!

This ain't no dixie-doo, bro
Here we get down, right to the floor
Along tthose sunny rivers you AIN'T gunna row
Us Texan galoots gunna show you the door
It's that or the cold hard floor, get my speak?

So, what'll it be, sonny, the iron Grid, or you takin' a walk?
I'm gonna give you a taste of hell, boi
Out in the badlands, down the downtown, we got no time to talk
You're like a stupid plastic toy
WAY outta my league, yeah?

The end of this story comes, and it comes fly,
Don't care how hard you try
Always you'll here us suth'ners ghetto cry
Wut'chu got, huh, yankee?!

And as for you, you petty curviture crook
Imma nevuh lettin' you offa that hook
I got my bloody vision
And it wont stand for your pathetic derision!!

Wut'chu gotta say, w00t3rs?
Think you got moves like 007?
Not likely, you spend half your life in a Hooter's
Yeah, you're usually fired from your day job at 7/11

Why do you rhyme every other line?
You are the only one of your kind
It's out rhythm, out of flow
People watch me when they come to the show
Crazy ape? You are what you eat
My raps are so sick they can't be beat

Let me dumb it down for you son
I don't want you to get a stun
Tarzan was looking for you the other day
I asked him why would you want a stray?
But soon, he bought you on lay away
He is your master, you better obey

Go away, you're cramping my style
You and I, we're apart by a mile
You can give up now or later
The more I rhyme, the greater
I would rap more but you would cry
Just admit it, you're that kind of guy

Sure ya think that you're something
really, you are something, but not that
To a lil' kid you're an eagle of rhythm on broad many wing
But to me, you're a hairless cat

Still, i have a vision
Something you'll never have
It doesn't like derision
It makes me sweet'n'sauve

So tell me, what do you think you are bro?
Seriously, you're nothing but a wannabe
Your school crush is a hoe
You don't have any of it

Take me for instance: I'm just that kinda guy
I understand girls, love, beauty
Really, do you think you're that fly?
Listen, I've got things to tell you, of boot and looty

Hey, I'm a genius, I'll tell you all
First off, girls don't like little runts
They like em like me: strong and tall
I'm assuming you know they ani't got no taste for he who punts
You at least should know that
You're not that bad of a low rat
I've had it good, i've had it bad
Tell me, why are you lookin' so sad?
This is what i say to that little' honey lookin' over at me
What's the matter, girl, depressed?
She nods, smiles, and yes'd
So then I give her comfort, sympathy
Yeah, she brightens up, she's really speakin' it
That's how you take on them sentimental types

I'm gonna say, there are those touchy types, sensitive
There another one is, lookin' like blue sunday
So, I stroll over, with my charming smile inquisitive
I ask, what's gettin' ya down, lil' lady?
'Kay, so she looks up, shakes her head, and a tear rolls down those cheeks
I sigh, knowingly nod, and give her a hug
Wow, not even a horde of 'eeks'
She feels better now, just from that lil' hug, huh?
So tell me, am I a jerk, or do I understand the ladies?

So, I'm walkin' down the street, and there she be
Oh, that's beautiful, hm?
That is some lady majesty!
I could look all day, and sigh 'mmm'
But i choose not to, and fall in step on the other side
I watch her with my eyes open wide
To me, it's like a lil' kid waiting in line for a slide
But I let it go, she's WAY out of my league

You see, I'm not selfish, and I know I'd make life hard for her
So, like a true gentleman, I let it go
Now, don't get me wrong, I ain't joe shmo
But I can't buy no lady no expensive fur

All i have to offer is my charm
I'm not a rapper, I'm a poet
When she's crossin' the street, i give her my arm
For lookin' upon her grace, to her I owe it

I'm no cool school, but I got manners
I know when to stop
You're always trying to top
But really, it's a game, no?
Why persue it so far, moe?
Watch out for those hamms of banners

Come on, can't we all be friends?
I've got a life, you've got one too, I hope
Why don't we get on with it?
No need to die by rope!!

Oh crazy ape, how you make me laugh
Stop wasting your time, take a bath
I didn't even read half your rap
From the beginning it was crap
You say girls love you? Oh how funny
Girls love me 'cause I got money
Your mom doesn't count as a girl you know
You have a process that you will undergo
It's called being schooled by the best, me
I'll give you vitamins, A through C

Sure, Girls like tall and strong, there's no doubt
Stop using photo shop and start working out
You're a coward trying to rhyme words
In real life, you're just another nerd
This is rap, not some simple verses
You'll be at the Doctors, with some nurses
I'll kill you fast with my karate
I'll break every bone in your body
I'll smash it like a twig
Not that you were any big

Round 3 of my verse, are you ready?
My rap is a gun, I hold it steady!
I wasn't even trying
While you were crying
So remember kids, don't irritate a pro
I will rap like painting is to Van Gogh
It's the end of today's lesson my student
You are the rash one, while I'm prudent

i dont care what u say
cuz at least i aint gay
got burnt by the flame
and i take all the blame
cuz when this chick gets dissed
she get pissed

just got filpin severd

Dont rap like trash
until you get mashed
You may not be gay
But you are lezbiyen


No offense Thats all i can come up with

no one wants to challenge me
i am the best to be
dont go crying to your mama
wait until i'm done with your papa

My raps are legit!
But only for a bit
Because I gave my dog this magical shampoo
that turned him blue
turned him into a monster
than jumped your daughter
OHH that's how I roll
like cereal in my bowl
or did I fall?
I punched a wall
(LOL Lamest thing I could think of)

No one cares about your dog
except yo scary mom
who got beet with a stick
and then punched, and then kicked.

andre adutiore
if ur a monitor
please lock this thread
or ill kill ur bread

(ok thats the lamiest one in the whole worl hahaha!)

i did it on purpuse