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Come on is that all you got?
Man my raps are way to hot
And just are not
No one can pull of my skills
I'm so good I give you chills
You guys should take some rhyming pills
this rap was a double kill
I just took you guys down
How do you like being on the ground?
I'm in first
And your the worst
I'm beating you both
Cauz your raps are jokes
I'm gonna win this game
All you guys are lame
So let me just say a little more
Mess with the bull and get the horns

Way to use some first grader rhymes
All you're doing is wasting my time
You think of the worst raps ever
Wish you were me 'cause I'm so clever
My lyrics are as hot as a volcano's tongue
You have much to learn 'cause you're very young
Mess with the bull and get the horns?
That old line is so full of corns
Why would you use such a cheesy phrase?
Your head is so confusing, its like a maze
Your horrible raps are something I can't prevent
You're the court jester, I'm the main event
You think my raps are joke? Look at yours!
I will use your face to mop the floor

And please, you're just a pickpocket, a thief
Scum like you are why I stand up for my belief
Everything about you smells like a toilet
You don't need pants 'cause you're gonna soil it
That's right, I went there, and I'm not coming back
Good rhymes and flow are the only things you lack
Besides being a coat rack
(I do not mean this things ;D)

=D Ohhh snap

hey riptizoid that aint art
you named your self after a big fart
im gonna teach you a lesson or two
i got a degree from the rhyming school
i am the ultimatum pro
and this is how i go
oh and your speak of the toliet
reminds me, i need ta hurl in it
after listen to you trying to rhyme
many people would rather die
you saying i will pee my pants?
well here let mean give you a rant
that might be true, but only aftar
your horrific rapping dissastar
now then if you werent whereing pants
man that would be so bad it could dissinagreate ants
now let me leave the down town district
and focus on something more plesent
my raping skills are too good bro
where as your raps are horrible yo
i gave ya a warning last time
now i need ta put an end to your rapping crimes
and we know whos gonna win this race
and its not gonna be your scary looking face
its me, the criminal
yeah im gonna win it all

A rapping degree? From what school?
"Rapping For Dummies" Just ain't cool
I don't need a lecture from a rap wannabe
Maybe you should get some other hobby
I can barely understand a word you're saying
I will run you over so you better start praying
Its kind of true that Nice guys finish last
But after I'm done with you, you'll be in a cast
I went as you last Halloween night
Everyone thought that I was gonna bite
It's hard to believe, but your raps are a bit scary
Even though you act like of a sissy or a fairy
Your rap gave me more diarrhea than some spoiled dairy
You should probably shave your toes, they're getting hairy

You thought you were teaching me but you are wrong
I will beat you at anything, even ping pong
Your breath smells of King Kong's feet
A stench that not even a skunk can beat
Your an amateur that just joined the elite
Prepare to be owned, prepare for your defeat

Word =D

havent we been over this?
your raps suck seriose ****
no one cares about your spelling
keep it up and people will be yelling
are you a nazi turd
or are you a spelling nerd?
im confused now man
with you and your howlen
you say you dressed as me?
i consider this flattery
how many girls came to talk ta you
and relized you werent me and went aw poo?
im guessing too much for you to comprehend
cauz your raps really dont blend
i would be doing the world a good thing
if i made you unable to sing
so stop posting little smileys
cauz if you rap like that, even they will leave
give it a rest
leave it to the best
sit down and take a rest
man cauz your a mess
your just a guest
this is my house dude
now im saying get out, foo!

Yeah sure, I may obsess over some spelling
But I'm not buying any raps you're selling
Even first graders can spell better than you
I,for one, am tired of criticizing poo
I laugh at the fact you call your poems "rap"
While you talk on and on, your teeth has a gap
Everything about you is the funniest thing I've seen
Your forgiveness for insulting me is too late to redeem
Girls mistaking me for you? Now that's an insult!
I'll smash you to the ground til you're one with asphalt
You wannabe rapper trying to be a big dog
I can't understand any of your dialogue
You say I can't sing? That's why it's rap fool!
Singing ain't necessary, that's why I rule!

This ain't even a rap battle in my book
You're already shaken, you're already shook
I knocked you down and you're trying to get up
You think you're a wolf but you're just a pup
You call me a nerd, and in your book I am
Just 'cause I can rhyme, I mistook you for a ma'am
And I post smileys because I know I'm gonna win
Your rapping is insulting, it's considered a sin
Stop spitting out lyrics and start rapping for real
You just don't have no fame for me to steal
And this ain't your house, I doubt you have one
The party's getting started, and I'm having fun

=D

now dude you need to take a chill pill
you keep steeling my raps and im gonna kill
you and your sorry smiles
now did i say a girl mistaked you for me?
no you said you dressed up as me, see?
you are so funny
calling me crummy
calling me a criminal
when my raps are the real deal
if any ones a thief in this game
its you man, your a pain
now im getting board
give it up, im your lord
i have heard betters raps from boars
man, i cant take any more
of your whining and crying
about how your "winning"
ha thats a very funny joke
hearing your rap makes me wana choke
see my friend
im making a new trend
making new rhymes
creating new lines
and they are so fine
you wont find any of their kind
coming from your mouth any time
this is how its done
i wish i had a gun
so i could blow your head off to kingdom come
i know talent
and your not it
not even a little bit
this is a real rap
not nazi crap
this is where it is at
riptizoid that a funny name
you must rip`em alot, thats lame
this is how to play the game
so go and bow to me the rapper
yeah go cauz im your master!

Criticizing my raps? Hah you are one funny guy
You're all talk and no bite, you're such a lie
You tell me to take a chill? Ironic.
I rap so fast you'd think I was sonic
Sure, I did dress up like you at the time
But no one would recognize your crime
Like a ballerina, you rap so girly
You worry too much 'bout your hair being curly
And that was a long rap, you getting scared?
Anyone would say I'm better, compared
You heard better from boars you say?
They must rap better than you anyway
Time to get schooled by the real pro
I rap so sick, you don't even know
I am so good, I have a noble crest
I am a rap god, the best of the best

Your lie about being my master and such
But I'll blow you away with just one touch
Riptizoid is a better name than a thief
Trying to beat me? Start eating some beef
It is what it is, so try hard to accept it
You're raps are worth what is in my arm pit
And again you linger on the nazi subject
But its just common sense, last time I checked
It's easy to notice your horrible spelling
What are ya gonna mess up next? There's no telling

one touch? beef? what is randomness?
with my raps i can make you possessed
dude your like a ghost
all show but when it matters the most
you got no substance
your just spitting out crazyness
yeah, i have made typos in my past
but still my raps are a blast
you can beat me im gonna but you in a cast
i am kickng your ***
your raps are the past
their bad like you ripping gas
and i am not gonna let that pass
yes, i never did good and spelling
but my skill is killing
so who needs spelling and grammer
when your rapping it out, it dont matter
you see im climbing up the latter
all the way up to victory
yeah man thats just me
you cant bring me down
im gonna beat you now
i feel no fear
and cant you here
what your rapping is doing to people`s ears?
are you ready for this?
you took your shot and missed
now its my turn
be prepared to learn
dont mess with the pro
here comes the pitich and oh!
what a miss
poor little rip
go back to the minors
and go cry some more
this has been your teacher
so see you around losser!

You call it a typo? I call it being you
You and your raps make the worst stew
And I'm not really random if you listen up
Your raps are so scary they cure my hiccup
My raps don't make sense to 1st graders, bro
I will change my rapping speed to setting:slow
I took my shot and missed? I got it in half-court!
Your good rhymes and raps are coming up short
Let me give you some free advice
Don't take a chance, don't roll the dice
Luck will not help you win the battle
You wanna cry and use your baby rattle?
You will never beat me, and its a fact
Your tough guy attitude is just an act

You call me a ghost? Your not even there!
At least people see me, your just the air
You try to kill me but end up owned
You fix your problems by getting stoned
Face it pickpocket, your alone
No body calls you, no need for a phone
And you call yourself a teacher with no degree
Trying to teach me something? Feel free
I doubt you do have any, so just sit down
I'll put you in the corner, and send you to the pound

Let me go slower 'cause you won't comprehend
You're so lame, your mom is your best friend
Hey but I'm glad you made it this far
But you'll be driving a box while I'm in a car

Heck yeah I gotta degree and its outstanding
In collages I majored in pounding
I think you should get out more
This ain't 1974
So try to keep up with my major skills
Or you will be making tens while I'm making mills
Yeah you are a little random
In fact your being a little dumb
Half court shot is not what I was saying
More so a gunshot and you were praying
Oh please let it hit
But well all knew you would miss
So shape up sis
I'm gonna beat you all around
And then i will take you down
You dot have a chance
To me your just an ant
Who is muttering something that makes no sense
And then calling it rap, man is your head that dense?
Listen to yourself, my toilet can do better than that
Even after you take a crap
A big crap that is your rap
I'm gonna win
I am the king
Your not god, their is only one above
I'm not that good, but I'm higher and now I'm gonna shove
You off of my thrown
Yeah man that's how you pown
Eat it man
That ball went to the catchers hand
That's strike three, now get out of my land

If I'm dumb, then what are you?
You go in a dumpster to make number 2
What land can you own besides a blade of grass?
Sorry to tell you, but your legacy's in the past
Rap is a battle and I'm a survivor
Rap is my car and I'm the driver
Rap follows me whatever I decide
I am rap's one and only guide
You think your king but your just a clown
It is in fact I who has the crown
You think your the man, that your funny
I've seen better on Judge Judy

I admit your creative, at certain times though
Watch my rap deal a serious blow
Your confidence will plummet way down
So that I will be the only rapper around
Not that you were competition in the first place
Heck, You can't even tie your own shoe lace
You think I'm an ant compared to you?
I wonder who've you been talking to
You are just a man with stilts among giants
Once we figure you out, you'll be defiant
Come on man, is that all you got?
A better use for you would be to rot

You guys dont know how to rap
yours are just a long @ss piece of crap!
Short and smooth is the way to go
But your raps are way too slow

Ripezoid thinks he is the king
well they'd see how he handles in the ring
He has nothing
I am the winner "ding"
That was the final bell
I beat you down to ****
Usually recycling
Is a good thing
But not when your rapping
You just keep using
The same lines your reusing
Let me reduce
You, stupid fluke
You have to keep it fresh
So give those old lines a rest
You just a guest
In my house boy
And you are really starting to annoy
Everyone here who make more than a coin
And as for you, mr. Sin
You never had a chance to win

Obviously, you're running out of things to rap
You don't even deserve a single clap
You think I recycle? Would you explain
How would I? I think you're insane
Our styles are what pulls us apart
You lost before you could even start
I don't know where your hands have been
One of the reasons why you can't ever win

Face it pocket, you're the only thing reused
When you realize that I will celebrate with booze
Why do keep talking about this is your house?
You are my maid whom I paid to wear a blouse
When I arrive you are just a slave
Didn't I tell you not to misbehave?
Your fame is getting shorter
You aren't worth a quarter
Not that you had any to start with
You? Rapping? It was just a myth
You think you can take my crown from me?
I am Rap's master, the creator, you see?
You don't have a goal that you can achieve
Your destiny was decided on new year's eve
And I'm not lying, I'm not trying to deceive
I'm the first person you should believe

I am Riptizoid101, signing out
Do not try to rap 'cause you'll cause a drought
And if you don't trust me, look at the stars
Last time you rapped, it affected Mars