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Ha I think you ing the wrong place my friend
Go try being a comedian
Your rappin makes me laugh and puke
I would doin a favor if I dropped a nuke
On you before you can spook
Any more people, your a fluke
You need to learn
How to really burn
How the pros
Can really go
Take a brake dude
And don't give attitude
I'm gonna crush u like a baseball
Hope you enjoy the fall
You think you got it all?
By my new albume in the mall!

Your raps are weird and definitely odd
Maybe you should go back to playing good ol' COD
You know, baseballs are as hard as rocks
With my raps, I'll knock off your socks
So you just have a seat
And listen to my beat
Your raps smell like dirty feet
And I'm from Kansas where we grow wheat
I am dangerous to cut loose
You better run, before I cook your goose
Your raps can be improved, by a moose
In the old west, they killed people by the noose
I must bring my rap to a close
After I wash yours with a hose

Man you're a classic american
You make no sense
Join us english and we'll change your mind to smart
Join us english and we'll change your sense to pence

You make me laugh don't u know?
So site down and listen here we go!
you dare to talk smack to me?
I can beat you here and on COD
You got nothin on me
Cantcha see?
Now I don't care that your in tornado city
Cauz that just aint pretty
NYC
It's the place to be!
Your rymes
Are crimes
They just ain't cool
You gotta make sense if u wana rule
Afterburner your so funny
And your rapinns just crummy

As for you of their in England
Your just spitting out spam
This is how it's done over seas
So sit down and let us be!

Im the best rapper you ever will see,
Im the best there will ever be!
I know i can win cuz i created this thread
But looking at your raps I tihnk youve got a dead head
Youre look kinda like an idiot
So i think its deliberate
Making your raps sound crap
Musta written em on crack!

(BTW this is a game because a game is "An amusement or pastime"since this is amusing it is a game)
(BY the way this is a forum game.Its just somethin

I wana thank you for makin this thread
Now I can crush your silly head
You got nothing on me
I'm as good as can be!
Crap you say? I disagree
They r better than you man can't u see?
When I'm done with you
You will stink like poo
So listen to me you so called creator
I left you in the dust, seeya later!

Im the master of rap!
And dont say crap!
It just me reminds me of your rhymes!
Which are serious crimes!
Against these eardrums of mine!

Ha don't make me laugh man
Just sit down and shut your sorry can
And get out of fairly land
This is where I own
And this is how I pown
Don't mone and grone
Now I'm bring it all
To beat your raps, that suck balls

HA! Son you need to take a spelling lesson!
Then stop challengin pros in rapping sessions!
You ain't got nothing on me imma king at this.
But your rhymes smell like week old piss.
Oh im sorry did i hurt your feelings?
I'd feel bad if i wasn't taking the winnings!
When you go up against me i blow your mind
Because my raps are so refined!
When you wrote yours your brain was left behind!
Yours suck so much you musta been blind!

You don't give up
You should cauz you suck
Quit while you still can
Cauz I am the number one man
I will can your silly rymes
While being practically blind
I got the real skill here
You just sound like a dieing deer
Are you feeling fear?
You should cauz I'm the winner
And you are just a bad rapping sinner!

Both yo raps are a crying shame
Both yo raps are puny and lame
You both suck just the same
I'll show you how to play this game
I'm the one who deserves the fame
And AfterBurner is my name
That was an epic six-pack rhyme
Just cuz my raps are sublime
I'm gonna beat you to the ground
I'm gonna make you look like a clown
Stomp your feet all over town
I'm a pitcher on a mound
You got three strikes and now have a frown
You just can't beat my rappin' sound
Another six-pack rhyme, I'm on fire
Your face is lookin' mighty dire
You say you're the best, but you're a liar
I'm your rappin' king, call me "Sire"
Lift me up and take me higher
I can rap all day and I won't tire
I'm on a six-pack rhyming roll
On you it'll take its toll
When it comes to rapping, the wrong guy is with whom you messed
I can win every time and smear the rest
Cuz my rapping skills are the best
Go on and put me to the test
Just try to beat me you little pests
No need to joke around, no need to jest
I got the six-pack power
You had better cower
I'm gonna out-rap who?
I'm gonna out-rap the both of you
You can be sure that's what I'll do
I'm gonna stomp you with my shoe
My raps are better, yours are through
When it comes to rappin' you have no clue
On my rapping brain,
Six-pack rhymes are no strain
On the rappin' thone is where I reign
But both your raps go down the drain
Move over, losers, my raps are in the fast lane
Get out your umbrella, cuz my raps are coming down like rain!
That's six six-pack rhymes
Compared to mine, your raps are only worth a dime!!

You say my raps are worth a dime,
well your a dirty lying piece of slime!
I chuckle when i think
how you are at the brink
of failing this war
cuz im just getting more
fans when i say
immma bust rhymes all day!
Nothing can stop me! im o a rapping spree
Awww.. dont be mad you cant beat me.
Its never been done son
so leave or ill take my gun
and light you up
so much youll be crying like a pup!
These raps are made of flow
and im busting out mo
faster and faster bro
soon i gotta go
but first i gotta say
sumthin bout this page
lets get it known
Cuz these raps will make your mind blown!

Now I disagree with both of you
Both of your raps smell like poo!
I'm just school you silly foos
Your raps as natural as a cat that says moo
I'm way better im just too cool
Did ya hear all the boos?
After your sad rapping both a ya are gonna loose!!
This is how the pro goes
I'm bringing it all yo
I'm making the big dough
While you are just sittin their crying "no no"
Now come on bros
You know I'm a cool as snow
So actually learn something boys
All your rapping is is just noise!

Listen to yourselves, you're all fools.
You go the beach, I hang out by the pool.
I take criticizm very well.
You're going to the bell.
'Cuz schools everybody run away.
The men are coming with the yummy soflaes. (don't know how to spell it)

Your a funny guy epic,
But you rapping really sucks it
It's just too random dude
All this talk and then, school?
Come on is that the best you got?
That's insulting and a shock
I'm gona take you down
Gonna show you the ground
Your gonna wish you never came around
But your too late now
Are you screaming "ow!"
Cauz you just got owned
By the pro, pown!!