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Posted Jul 12, '12 at 3:12pm

Mosi91

Mosi91

66 posts

haha they're great ;)
Few weeks back, I finished watching Big Bang Theory and got bored, so I started a thread on math jokes, check it out here: Math Jokes
I especially love this scene from Big Bang Theory:
Sheldon Cooper drunk speech
-> Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip? To get to the same side! :)

 

Posted Jul 12, '12 at 6:27pm

SSTG

SSTG

10,859 posts

Knight

I'm attracted by your magnetism. xD

 

Posted Jul 13, '12 at 3:46am

hokzwijn

hokzwijn

467 posts

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer"? To which the bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

 

Posted Jul 13, '12 at 8:45pm

Ernie15

Ernie15

12,548 posts

Knight

A gold atom walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Au! Get out of here!"

"Hey bro, have you ever, like, combined sodium, bromine and oxygen into like, one molecule?"
"NaBrO."

Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.

 

Posted Jul 14, '12 at 5:12am

Mosi91

Mosi91

66 posts

What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher?
...
...
...
For his work, the mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin - the philosopher can do without the trash bin...

 

Posted Jul 14, '12 at 11:52am

djme

djme

80 posts

gold is in a bar when silver walks in, silver say's to gold "AU"

 

Posted Jul 19, '12 at 1:34am

1zth

1zth

189 posts

http://chzscience.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/albert-5.jpg?w=433

 

Posted Jul 19, '12 at 11:07am

1zth

1zth

189 posts

LOL its from Skyrim

 

Posted Jul 30, '12 at 7:04am

Mosi91

Mosi91

66 posts

--->push ... nobody out there with some science jokes? ;)

But hey, I heard that lately a hydrogen atom came running into a police station asking for help...:
Hydrogen atom: Help me! Someone stole my electron!
Policeman: Are you really sure?
Hydrogen atom: Yes, I'm positive...
Policeman: Oh, I thought you were just being negative again.

 

Posted Aug 1, '12 at 8:59pm

Sauron23

Sauron23

267 posts

Did you hear about the largest organism ever?

He's a fun guy.

 
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