Ever heard of the Yggdrazil thread? Sure you have! How about the Save Lolcatia thread? You might still remember that one, too. Well, the Galactic Races have designated Lolcatia's planet for Unichtozhat, and to do that, you must level the city in order to give the Unichtozhat a level planet to glass. Too bad the citizens don't take kindly to their homes being blown up. As members of the Zakazat Unichtozhat, you can commission forces to help you attack Lolcatia and its defenses.
Objective: Destroy Lolcatia! Lolcatia Statuses:
Lolcatia Remaining HP: 5,000,000,000
Injured(Lose turns):
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Midday
If there is no good spot to place the bomb then I shall make one! But now is not the time... I have 2 worker drone groups work on the airhip and biomech. I have the rest work on the creation on more worker drones. During the preparations, I modify the bomb into a kamikaze dark bot, and I send my darkbots to continue investigating the wall, I need to find the least fortified area of the wall.
Please delete all of my Arcane Forces except the heroes, the ravens, the beastmen and the spirit knights. I summon more Beastmen, Ravens and Spirit Knights. I enchant the Spirit Knight's and Beastmen's armor and weapons too with splash burn damage. We continue the attack against the tanks and riflemen
I ask a time mage to slow down the time so that i can learn Holy fire and Dark Lighting and then search for a good and strategic spot to make a base.
LeonKP: Dude, I can just give you those powers. Bam. You then proceed to make a generic base center in a good spot.
Get medivac dropships and marines on the ground with the vikings and wait for my signal. Fire the yamato cannon and all other guns at one section of the wall.
The Yamato cannon needs recharging, but you are able to bombard the city with a barrage of fire. As for the rest, they arrive at the forward base Leon is making.
I ask if I can have a fleet of bombers and multiple bombs and a book on necromancy.
@gamermartin: You get those. Unless the costs get too high, your benefactors will give you whatever you need.
If there is no good spot to place the bomb then I shall make one! But now is not the time... I have 2 worker drone groups work on the airhip and biomech. I have the rest work on the creation on more worker drones. During the preparations, I modify the bomb into a kamikaze dark bot, and I send my darkbots to continue investigating the wall, I need to find the least fortified area of the wall.
@tom0000009: You are able to make the airship and biomech! You may now name your airship. Also, the least fortified part of the wall is where the battleship is attacking.
I use the Shadow Titan to stomp on a few random elementals. I also start summoning some Reapers.
@Darkfire45: You stomp on some elementals and make elemental paste of their armies. Also, it will take ten turns to summon one of the awesome force that is the giant squid mech Reapers.
Please delete all of my Arcane Forces except the heroes, the ravens, the beastmen and the spirit knights. I summon more Beastmen, Ravens and Spirit Knights. I enchant the Spirit Knight's and Beastmen's armor and weapons too with splash burn damage. We continue the attack against the tanks and riflemen
@Garriss: Okay then. The riflemen are dead, but the tanks just take 10 losses.
Fly the battlecruiser right over the middle of the city and drop a ghost in via drop-pod. The ghost will be carrying a psi emitter, which will be placed in the middle of a city. Afterwards, fly the cruiser away from the city and commence long range bombardment on the wall.
Me and all my worker drones work on the creation of more worker drones. During the contruction, I begin the attack! I send in 10 dark bots to distract the defenders while 5 of my kamikaze dark bots blow holes into the wall, then I send in the cavalry to support the darkbots. Then I have my remaining 5 darkbots sneak into the city and raid the city's war factory. I also have my guard search the interior of lolcatia to find its leader and assassinate him/her. Oh and rick, I'll give you my 5 remaining kamikaze darkbots if you help me with worker drone production.
Me and all my worker drones work on the creation of more worker drones. During the construction, I begin the attack! I send in 10 dark bots to distract the defenders while 5 of my kamikaze dark bots blow holes into the wall, then I send in the cavalry to support the darkbots. Then I have my remaining 5 darkbots sneak into the city and raid the city's war factory. I also have my guard search the interior of lolcatia to find its leader and assassinate him/her. Oh and rick, I'll give you my 5 remaining kamikaze darkbots if you help me with worker drone production.
We are finally bent on destroying the tanks. I continue adding more of my Arcane Forces. I mix my heroes so that the were wolf is riding the raven. Also, what happened to my golem? I also make a formation of a humanoid person that has the right appearance to be an excellent archer.
Divinities(Users who run the thread): Kylelolcat, The Author
Demivinities(Respected Players)
Greater Avatars(Highly Skilled Players)
Avatars(Skilled Players)
Vansibanes(Players who attained control of an element) Darkfire45(Dark) DarthNerd(Ice) Mechninja (Electricity) LeonKP (Light and Dark) gamermartin(Necromancy)
Vansidruids(Players who have mastered their element) Garriss(Arcana)
Vansisages(Players who have perfected their element)
Undead(The dead revived)
Dead(Dead for a reason)
ReDead(Permanently dead for a **** good reason)
Other statuses: Weather: Sunny and clear Time: Evening Temperature: Chilly Shadow Bubble'd
@rick073: The Ghost is almost immediately killed due to not being cloaked. The Battlecruiser also takes fire, but its defensive matrix keeps it well protected. It also manages to deal 900 damage to the town.
Lolcatia: -900
@gamermartin: You make sure the Psi Emitter is totally destroyed with the bombs and deal 10,000 damage. Also, you learn necromancy!
Lolcatia: -10,000 HP
@tom0000009: The darkbots end up not distracting the defenders at all and the kamikazes get blown up. However, the five darkbots manage to get in and find that the factory has long been shut down and is in disrepair. As for the guard...well, he couldn't get in.
@sonicheroes95: Pinkie Pie shakes her head.
Pinkie Pie: I have no idea!
@Garriss: I thought you were dumping the golem...whatever. You manage to make an something that looks like an elf. Also, the tanks are now rubble.
@Darkfire45: Summoning the reapers takes all of your focus, so you cannot issue commands while doing so.
Turns left: 9
@LeonKP: Well, mastery will have to take a little more work than just saying you do. You actually have to effectively use your elements like Garriss is doing. Speaking of...
