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ChillzMaster
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4chan's questions were entertaining with my "Ask a Rari***" thread, let's see if AG can deliver!

So, ask Your Friendly Neighborhood Satanist anything! Absolutely anything. "Responses are guaranteed; quality is not"!

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psychoraven
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where do you find all these pony pictures?

Jefferysinspiration
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^That's Satanism. Do what you want because you can, no restrictions.


From what i've read, there are restrictions: The nine satanic sins and eleven satanic rules of the earth?
Masterforger
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From what i've read, there are restrictions: The nine satanic sins and eleven satanic rules of the earth?

Essentially, those rules govern full freedom. It's like being free, but kept in mild check.
Gantic
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I will answer EVERYTHING Gantic. There are no "stupid questions".


If you're using an image macro, you aren't answering the question.
AceofSky
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So we can ask you anything?
So how do we know you won't just search this on the internet?
Is science right, or religion?
Do ponies believe in religion or science?
Is there a limit on the amount of questions we can ask you in one post?

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Is science right, or religion?

Don't open that door... once you do, there's no closing it. Not outside the WEPR, in there it's isolated, but out here... please don't.
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I can't tell you how to live your life or how to practice your religion, so asking me how to conform something so fluid and personal is pointless, at best.

I think I made the question a bit misleading.

Do you pray to anyone, or perform any rituals like in other religions?
Just curious because I'm sure I would find some strange items in the wikipedia page about it, referring to the "sterotypical" definition of a satanist.
ChillzMaster
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If you're using an image macro, you aren't answering the question.


I guess you're right. Granted it's not an answer, but instead a response. Responses are guaranteed, Quality is not.

What is your opinion of memes?


Hm. My jimmies are a bit rustled by this. I'll have to do some hard-thinking while Tebow-ing. Maybe I'll ponder this question while making Rage comics on le 9gag for le 9gag army lelelelelelele.

Or I can just watch the biggest meme of them all, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryvrs3Drl1qjmjvko1_500.png

I need say no more.


THIS GUY'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA!!!

where do you find all these pony pictures?


The Internet.

From what i've read, there are restrictions: The nine satanic sins and eleven satanic rules of the earth?


Ah yes, Anton LaVey's Atheistic "First Church of Satan".

Blech.

While I would most certainly would not classify myself as a holy man, I am a theist, and live moreso by a certain code rather than follow a set religious organization.

Essentially, those rules govern full freedom. It's like being free, but kept in mild check.


What he said

So we can ask you anything?


http://t.qkme.me/3oo84b.jpg

So how do we know you won't just search this on the internet?


So far I haven't been asked questions that are information-search worthy, so that's what most folk are trending away from.

If you do ask me a fact-based question, then you don't really know if I'm going to look it up online using THE INTERNET.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-gsPgoCLQ2cs/T8uDxhJNn0I/AAAAAAAADtE/6rCXQnsk4Zw/s400/chrome_poni_by_he4rtofcourage-d523s3y.png

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Tqm9ZnuRGGI/Tdu2_xFHevI/AAAAAAAAG-Y/BXEURduKSao/s1600/pony%2Bpac.jpg

Is science right, or religion?


I for one adhere to the one ruler Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. Your argument is invalid.

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Do ponies believe in religion or science?


The ponies of Equestria live in a divinity-based matriarchal bi-monarchy. They worship Celestia and Luna like gods in return for the two omnipotent beings to defend the land and raise the sun and moon respectively.

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-CbZPLcu_OeI/TYcaQ1fyM_I/AAAAAAAACeM/sADJAzks8Sg/princess_celestia_and_luna_by_johnjoseco-d3c0m0a-%2528n1300580389442%2529.jpg

While science is a factor to some scholarly unicorns (Starswirl and Twilight) progress in the factual and scientific is not the baseline of pony culture.

Don't open that door... once you do, there's no closing it. Not outside the WEPR, in there it's isolated, but out here... please don't.


I believe I've handled the situation quite easily enough. Calm down. Here, have a pony!

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Do you pray to anyone, or perform any rituals like in other religions?


I don't. Others might. That's how they practice religion and find peace in this world; who am I to tell them otherwise?

Just curious because I'm sure I would find some strange items in the wikipedia page about it, referring to the "sterotypical" definition of a satanist.


I am a huge supporter of Wikipedia, but I must admit that, to get the proper assessment of something, multiple sources are required. It's the only way to keep from being proven totally stupid.

http://mylittlepony.neoseeker.com/w/i/mylittlepony/thumb/b/bc/DerpyHooves.png/300px-DerpyHooves.png

-Chillz
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I think you're the most entertaining guy on AG. How does that make you feel?

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Who are you going to vote for in this years presidential election?

Jefferysinspiration
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In relation to what Gantic said: Do you not think posting only pictures comes under the whole 'Spam' thing, as you're not giving an answer with the correct word count?

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You didn't answer my other question:

Is there a limit on the amount of questions we can ask you in one post?
ChillzMaster
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Who are you going to vote for in this years presidential election?


I'm 17. Can't vote.

How did you originally find out about this community?


Saw the little tab at the top and was curious. Clicked and saw it was a forum. I was instantly amazed and began posting nonsense. Only by early 2011 did I actually begin to shape up and post with a shred of dignity. I believe my change came about when I took on the title of Armorgames' Friendly Neighborhood Satanist.

Where the hell is Waldo?


Think I saw him last night at the Olive Garden with Carmen San Diego. The second I tried to look in the same spot for him, *poof* gone.

Whats your opinion on ponies?


And then there's THIS guy. I dunno. Ask Lyra and Bon Bon how I feel about ponies.

http://scranton.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw5008-taste_like_spring_by_keanno-d4zu4me.gif

Are you a guy?


I am a bro, a dude, a Brony, a stallion, colt, the bull moose, the alpha male, the colossus, Y-Chromosome to the MAX!

...Yea I'm a guy. Wanna ask my Y-chromosome something? He's shy.

Do you not think posting only pictures comes under the whole 'Spam' thing, as you're not giving an answer with the correct word count?


There is no proper word count that comes with my answers, darling. I guarantee a response to all questions, not a novel. I will try my best to entertain you all, though.

In terms of whether it's spam or not, I would say no. I post reaction images, for when words do not do justice to relay emotion. It gets the message across, and wooks pwetty.

Is there a limit on the amount of questions we can ask you in one post?


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-Chillz
AceofSky
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So are you trying to be what Google/Yahoo Answers/Cha-Cha does?

If so, what should I get my brother for his birthday? He is going to be 7.

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No limit eh? Here we go.

- How would you kill someone if you had to do it?
- How would you kill yourself?
- How tall are you?
- How much do you weigh?
- Where are you planning to take post-highschool education?
- What is your favorite video game company and why?
- What game made between 1990 and 2000 is your favorite?
- What game made between 2000 and 2007 is your favorite?
- Dogs or cats?
- What do you do if you see a spider the size of your thumb in your house?
- What do you do if you see as spider the size of your hand in your house?
- What do you do if you hear somebody breaking into your house?
- How many copies of Halo Reach were pre-ordered world wide?
- When was Poker created?
- What Tornado was the most deadly in history?
- Was Hitler a bad person?
- Would you have made the decision to bomb Japan, why/why not?
- Where should I go the instant I find out the zombie apocalypse is starting?
- My laptop got frozen while I was watching porn, and the same screen stays up even if I refresh it, what do?
- /v/ is the best board, yes/no?
- I find out my brother enjoys peeking at my sister while she is showering or changing. My brother is 16. My sister is 9. What do?
- How many people live in Oregon?
- When was the last time somebody drowned in Oregon?
- What does the name Oregon mean?
- Have you visited Oregon?
- Do you like babies?
- Chocolate or Vanilla?
- Why do different countries have different electricity outlet shapes?
- What is the best way to deal with a bully?
- If my I find out that my father is cheating on my mother, and he threatens me to not tell her or else, what do I do?
- Is it possible to make love to a sea lion (safely)?

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