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4chan's questions were entertaining with my "Ask a Rari***" thread, let's see if AG can deliver!
So, ask Your Friendly Neighborhood Satanist anything! Absolutely anything. "Responses are guaranteed; quality is not"!
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Alrighty then! More questions!
d_dude
...some men just want to see the world burn...
So are you trying to be what Google/Yahoo Answers/Cha-Cha does?
Not necessarily. I'm just here to, well, answer anything and entertain with questions. FOR SCIENCE!
Can I ask another question?
OF COURSE!
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And so we come to it.
How would you kill someone if you had to do it?
Nickelback
How would you kill yourself?
Cyanide
How tall are you?
5 foot 9
How much do you weigh?
220 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal
Where are you planning to take post-highschool education?
Emily Carr University of Art and Design
What is your favorite video game company and why?
Valve. While they don't produce my favorite games, I can't get around simply how awesome the way their company works. Very pony-related.
What game made between 1990 and 2000 is your favorite?
Mario Party
What game made between 2000 and 2007 is your favorite?
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Dogs or cats?
Cats. Dogs are unintelligent mongrels made of adorableness to blind the populace to their short, brutish, and cruel nature.
What do you do if you see a spider the size of your thumb in your house?
Capture in a paper towel. Fill sink basin with boiling water. Boil the guy, proclaiming its his own fault for not evolving fast enough.
What do you do if you see as spider the size of your hand in your house?
The above. Pictures are taken though.
What do you do if you hear somebody breaking into your house?
Tell Sean that I'm sorry I forgot to unlock my doors and that he had to break in to hang out (again).
How many copies of Halo Reach were pre-ordered world wide?
When was Poker created?
In the king's year of 1329 aboard the Mayflower on her maiden voyage to the land of the Knights who say "Ni" by world-renowned taxidermist Alexander Graham Bell and then-unknown orphanage owner Genghis Khan.
What Tornado was the most deadly in history?
Is this thread a tornado?
Was Hitler a bad person?
"Hitler did nothing wrong,"
-Mountain Dew, 2012
Would you have made the decision to bomb Japan, why/why not?
Oh yea. That island was a fortress, no getting on it without losing millions of American lives. We had already bombed the country into submission, their infrastructure was toast. We needed the post-war strength to be able to properly manage the ruined world.
Where should I go the instant I find out the zombie apocalypse is starting?
The bathroom. There are no brakes on the Zed train.
My laptop got frozen while I was watching porn, and the same screen stays up even if I refresh it, what do?
/v/ is the best board, yes/no?
Pish-posh! Truly /mlp/ reigns supreme!
I find out my brother enjoys peeking at my sister while she is showering or changing. My brother is 16. My sister is 9. What do?
How many people live in Oregon?
Enough to not be an epidemic.
Have you visited Oregon?
NEVER
Do you like babies?
Wuv babehs! Wan' pway?
Chocolate or Vanilla?
Chocolate
Why do different countries have different electricity outlet shapes?
Many years ago there was a wizard named Kiko who was a very jealous wizard. He scoured his lands, searching for spells to defeat his prince brother, Albatross. One day, he discovered a small fluffy pony by the name of, well the pony didn't have a name.
"Hiya hooman!" he babbled to the crotchety 20-year old. The lanky excuse of a human's heart melted, and he took in the young fluffy.
Then everything sexual happened. The resulting fallout of the universe changed our outlets to different shapes because God's an ***.
What is the best way to deal with a bully?
If my I find out that my father is cheating on my mother, and he threatens me to not tell her or else, what do I do?
Out the *******, simple and clean. "'Til death do us part" eh?
Is it possible to make love to a sea lion (safely)?
Sea lions are territorial creatures. A young female kept in captivity long enough should be lacking the usual defense mechanisms that she would have learned in the wild. Lubrication is a must, as is a clothespin, those things defecate when aroused.
What do you plan on doing after highschool?
Summer BronyCon 2012, then voice actor work in Vancouver while going to college for animation.
Where do you see yourself in 5-10 years?
A fan-savvy voice actor for many a television show. (Hopefully) I'd make it on Friendship is Magic and help make everypony smile, smile, smile.
Would you rather play Portal or an FPS of choice?
This is a Portal v. Metro 2033 matchup, and I'd really like to dig my teeth into the innovative shooter rather than the spunk-dumpster Portal has become with all the insane memeage. Still an awesome game though, just the thought of all those memes kills me.
-Chillz
How awkward did you feel answering those seriously awkward questions?
Pardon sugarcube? I'm a bit deaf in one ear.
What drove you to start this thread?
I was feeling a bit bored and decided "Hey, John Joseco must have fun with his ask blog, I wonder what it'd be like to pass hilarious wisdom onto a community!"
And that's how Equestria was made.
What is your favorite pony? You should also provide a corresponding picture along with the answer.
Favorite Pony you say?
Who else other than Rarity?
-Chillz
Which pony is your least favorite?
Caramel. Seriously, all he does is COMPLAIN.
But for the Mane 6, I'd go with Fluttershy. She may be moe moe kawaii desu, but she's quite two-dimensional when compared to the incredible complexity of Rarity.
Here is how the Fluttershy process goes:
1: Thing happens
2: Thing scares Fluttershy
3: Bronies squee
4: Hasbro cashes the check
Fluttershy fans are nowhere near as obnoxious as Dash fans though...
Which pony is your girlfriend?
You do know this is a cartoon, right? You can't date these characters. Oh dear, have I squashed on some pre-pubescent dream still flickering in your soul? I'm so sorry!
what is your opinion of this video?
Not the best animation I've seen, nor the best voice acting, but it is indeed a very noble effort. Quite commendable. I understand that stuff like "Doctor Whooves and Assistant" take months to make, so I can understand the choppiness of the video. Still enjoyable to view ^_^
Who is your favorite mod and why?
I've always found Cenere to be a good voice of reason (I know he's not a mod anymore but, w/e) but Freakenstein is a total bro. It's pretty cool how he was selected from the community to be a mod, something I hope to achieve in the next year, and it's with good reason the staff chose him.
Are there any mods you don't like?
Eenope. AG does a good job getting the right people in.
What would you do if I asked a bunch of questions you answered already?
I dunno. If I'm feeling lazy, I'll ignore 'em, but most likely I'll just troll you.
What if I asked dumb questions to get this thread locked. Would you be sad?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
I second this question. Meaning the quality of the response needs to be twice as good as it would originally be.
-Chillz